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In an attempt to lighten the mood in The Lounge, in contrast  to 2 or 3 threads (one closed) that discuss the nitty gritty of the Pandemic - I thought  one or two or three members might prefer to share some jokes they've come across related to  The Shutdown.  Or LockDown.  Or Shelter In Place.  Or Quarantine - whichever you prefer.    I'll go first: 

YOU THINK  THINGS ARE BAD NOW ?   IN  20 YEARS -   THE WORLD WILL BE RUN BY PEOPLE WHO WERE  HOMESCHOOLED  BY  ALCOHOLICS.      

or 

I  ALWAYS THOUGHT THE REASON MY HOUSE WAS NEVER CLEANED  WAS THAT  I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO CLEAN IT.   NOW I'VE FOUND OUT THAT WASN'T IT.  

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2 minutes ago, Mr. Gibson said:

Erectile dysfunction got you down?

On a string change I'll bet they stick it in the sound hole and it comes right back to life. Acoustic Viagra.

Edited by Sgt. Pepper

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We're all losing money.  We are all drinking all day long.  We don't know, or care what day it is. 

Las Vegas Flu.  

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Looks like Jennifer is ready for Sgt. Pepper and his magic cream. 

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I'm giving up drinking until this is over.

Whoops. Wrong punctuation.

I'm giving up. Drinking until this is over.

 

 

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22 hours ago, fortyearspickn said:

Looks like Jennifer is ready for Sgt. Pepper and his magic cream. 

I will buff my helmet till it shines in the dark for her. She is yummy looking. Iggy not so much.

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On 5/18/2020 at 5:32 PM, Sgt. Pepper said:

I will buff my helmet till it shines in the dark for her. She is yummy looking. Iggy not so much.

you should give your helmut a break, respect women 

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if you gotta fantasize masterbation  'get a grip"and do it in private 

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48 minutes ago, jvi said:

if you gotta fantasize masterbation  'get a grip"and do it in private 

I'm married and know I'll never met Jen its humor.

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6 hours ago, uncle fester said:

Makes sense when you think about it...  pretty funny when you don't

Either way, keep your hands off my balls!   😆

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