rocketman Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Why I Carry a Gun. My old grandpa said to me' date=' "Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an *** whoopin'." I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place. I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world. I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world. I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government. I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon. I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love. I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate. I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me." Police Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime; they investigate the crime after it happens. and then try to clean up the mess. Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an *** whoopin'.".. Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes. The Average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 Feet Per Second[/quote'] Very nice AXE®. Where's Neo? He'd love this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Knowing how to find answers is a good as knowing them' date=' without all the typing .[/quote'] +1 on that! I'd say it's actually more important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boston004681 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 So long as we can disagree in a reasonable manner I will continue to also be reasonable. I offer A truce to KSG. You and I have had our differences' date=' but until lately we have always had a certain amount of respect for each other. I would be willing to refrain from gross excess if you would also be. This of coarse does not include the jokes. Those should be obvious as in those cases the is frequently used. What say ye. [/quote'] i like trucesthen you can more lames jokes without getting in a fight :- yay. lame jokes with out fights. A truce' date=' implies a respite or temporary cessation of hostility. I would prefer that you just surrender outright. But in lieu of an outright surrender, I can live with a truce. I'll unload my guns...[/quote'] Sounds Good. Why I Carry a Gun. My old grandpa said to me' date=' "Son, there comes a time in every man's life when he stops bustin' knuckles and starts bustin' caps and usually it's when he becomes too old to take an *** whoopin'." I don't carry a gun to kill people. I carry a gun to keep from being killed. I don't carry a gun to scare people. I carry a gun because sometimes this world can be a scary place. I don't carry a gun because I'm paranoid. I carry a gun because there are real threats in the world. I don't carry a gun because I'm evil. I carry a gun because I have lived long enough to see the evil in the world. I don't carry a gun because I hate the government. I carry a gun because I understand the limitations of government. I don't carry a gun because I'm angry. I carry a gun so that I don't have to spend the rest of my life hating myself for failing to be prepared. I don't carry a gun because I want to shoot someone. I carry a gun because I want to die at a ripe old age in my bed, and not on a sidewalk somewhere tomorrow afternoon. I don't carry a gun to make me feel like a man. I carry a gun because men know how to take care of themselves and the ones they love. I don't carry a gun because I feel inadequate. I carry a gun because unarmed and facing three armed thugs, I am inadequate. I don't carry a gun because I love it. I carry a gun because I love life and the people who make it meaningful to me." Police Protection" is an oxymoron. Free citizens must protect themselves. Police do not protect you from crime; they investigate the crime after it happens. and then try to clean up the mess. Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an *** whoopin'.".. Remember the average response time to a 911 call is over 4 minutes. The Average response time of a 357 magnum is 1400 Feet Per Second[/quote'] Google must be your BEST friend. KSG' date=' trust me---take what you can get! Now, let's all kiss & make up. If you put that gun down, Axe, I'll let you have first dibs! LOL[/quote'] HE'd LOVE that. nobody likes AXE®. He's not married yet. wow our first gay forum member.... just kidding......... a little. Um...Tanner.... I'm a GIRRRRRRL! HAhaha!! even i knew that!!! Nice... Wicked1 is a girl...Buddylight was our first gay member (closeted gay) YES... I remember getting all swoony the first time you posted something brilliant about tube amps' date=' Axe. Then someone showed us how you had just Googled it. My illusions were shattered. (Though I was still mildly swoony) [/quote'] Like a said above' date=' [b']Google is axe's friend. wait no... BEST FRIEND. [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 If I took the tome to type out some of the things I know without looking them up. The wheel could be reinvented before I finished... I no type fast at all ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Like a said above' date=' [b']Google is axe's friend. wait no... BEST FRIEND. [/b] I thought his right hand was his best friend. My whole world-view is being turned upside-down even as we type! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluezboy Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Wait so i don't mean to hijack the treaty thread or whatever it is but what exactly did buddylight do? I haven't seen him around in a while and now i hear all this about him being racist and sexist and evil.....what'd i miss? Oh and BTW Axe, =D> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I thought his right hand was his best friend. You're back to self serve .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Wait so i don't mean to hijack the treaty thread or whatever it is but what exactly did buddylight do? I haven't seen him around in a while and now i hear all this about him being racist and sexist and evil.....what'd i miss? Oh and BTW Axe' date=' =D> [/quote'] You missed a long thread where he went off about every race (other than the white race) in very colorful terms. He was kicked out for a few days, came back and did the same. He was then kicked out for 30 days. He returned a few days under the name Buddy Lite to wish us a Happy St. Patrick's day. The problem, though, was that his post was laced with some more racist remarks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Where's Neo? He'd love this... I do indeed! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluezboy Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 You missed a long thread where he went off about every race (other than the white race) in very colorful terms. He was kicked out for a few days' date=' came back and did the same. He was then kicked out for 30 days. He returned a few days under the name Buddy Lite to wish us a Happy St. Patrick's day. The problem, though, was that his post was laced with some more racist remarks. [/quote'] Yeah i just found the thread and looked through it. Never woulda guessed he seemed alright from the regular posts that i saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 You're back to self serve .... I've been self-serve for years.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 I've been self-serve for years.......... Come to pappa !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted March 19, 2009 Share Posted March 19, 2009 Come to pappa !!!! I'm on my way, baby....... Just hope you can keep up with the wicked one!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted March 20, 2009 Author Share Posted March 20, 2009 I should be disturbed, but strangely I am not. Two words. High Maintenance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I should be disturbed' date=' but strangely I am not. Two words. [b']High Maintenance. [/b] I am NOT high maintenance and you know it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 i like trucesthen you can more lames jokes without getting in a fight :- Does this mean I can make anoth post about how to fight off zombies? Jk but seriously. Sometimes people just post things and don't realize how what they say might be inturpreted by other people. I enjoy debates about diffrent subjects, I just hate the personal attacks. People sometimes take sarastic jokes the wrong way as well, it takes time to get know how someone is going to act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 I should be disturbed' date=' but strangely I am not. Two words. [b']High Maintenance. [/b] :- I'm Dyin Ovah Heee !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted March 20, 2009 Share Posted March 20, 2009 It looks like the truce is on shaky ground. It may be a losing cause to ask musician types to act as resposible adults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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