Basshole Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 what would you get me? Im 19 as of 8 hours ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Happy birthday! What do you want for your birthday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 no offence.....are you male or female? I think you know where im going with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 C'mon, Axe--can't you find a higher class of hooker for the kid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 C'mon' date=' Axe--can't you find a higher class of hooker for the kid?[/quote'] Whaddaya mean!?!? Ho cost me tree fiddy ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 How come she got arrested and you didn't? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Your pick of weekend workshop here. My treat. Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I've learned to flee with me knickers about me ankles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Whaddaya mean!?!? Ho cost me tree fiddy ... You got ripped off!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 You got ripped off!! She was completely inflated when Axe got her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 You got ripped off!! So you sayin ya gots some bettah pricin yo ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 I am a 230lbs, 6'4, black haired, buff man sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I am a 230lbs, 6'4, black haired, buff man sir You had me at hello! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I am a 230lbs' date=' 6'4, black buff man sir[/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jantha Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 I am a 230lbs' date=' 6'4, black haired, buff man sir[/quote'] Oh.. well in that case: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Happy Birthday, Basshole! I truly hope you have had a good one, my friend. I enjoy reading your posts and like your approach to the forums. Now, for your gift, If I could get you anything, I'd give you a miniature doberman pincher. I have one that acts like it's on crack 24 hours a freakin' day!!!!!! I'd give it to you with my blessing! Maybe then I could stop finding my freakin guitar picks scattered throughout the damn house half chewed! What's your mailing address, I'll ship her to you. I'll just tell my 7 year old she got high and rolled on down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 lolololololololol I actually am 1/32 africa/south american Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 Happy Birthday' date=' Basshole! I truly hope you have had a good one, my friend. I enjoy reading your posts and like your approach to the forums. Now, for your gift, If I could get you anything, I'd give you a miniature doberman pincher. I have one that acts like it's on crack 24 hours a freakin' day!!!!!! I'd give it to you with my blessing! Maybe then I could stop finding my freakin guitar picks scattered throughout the damn house half chewed! What's your mailing address, I'll ship her to you. I'll just tell my 7 year old she got high and rolled on down the road.[/quote'] thanks james allen Ill make shure you get a christmas card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 thanks james allen Ill make shure you get a christmas card I know a crack addicted dog isn't as appealing as a prostitute, but I'm still waiting for your address. I tell you what, I'll throw in the crack addicted prostitute that got arrested down the street, if you want. . . The card better be special! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 how about a couple ampeg stacks a vintage 66 jazz bass, and john paul jones' talent well, im working on one of thoose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 I know a crack addicted dog isn't as appealing as a prostitute' date=' but I'm still waiting for your address. I tell you what, I'll throw in the crack addicted prostitute that got arrested down the street, if you want. . . The card better be special![/quote'] James that is a very nice offer that offer, I love animals that run into glass doors and drink from the toilet bowl. Your dog is truly a blessing. And it is very impoilte to refuse a offer of any kind that you get offerd. unfourtunetly I have tons of crack and cocaine and illegal guitar picks from indoniesa inside my house. The dog might not be a good fit Or a girl who sells herself can I ask acouple of questions? -Can he jump through a firey hoop? -Can he attack the mail man at will? -Does he have a natural taste for womens shoes? If either the dog or the women are implied to this let me know oh yea my address is 1060 west addison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted March 21, 2009 Author Share Posted March 21, 2009 how about a couple ampeg stacksa vintage 66 jazz bass' date=' and john paul jones' talent well, im working on one of thoose [/quote'] Jesse I would really like a thumb rest for my bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Allen Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 James that is a very nice offer that offer' date=' I love animals that run into glass doors and drink from the toilet bowl. Your dog is truly a blessing. And it is very impoilte to refuse a offer of any kind that you get offerd. unfourtunetly I have tons of crack and cocaine and illegal guitar picks from indoniesa inside my house. The dog might not be a good fit Or a girl who sells herself can I ask acouple of questions? -Can he jump through a firey hoop? -Can he attack the mail man at will? -Does he have a natural taste for womens shoes? If either the dog or the women are implied to this let me know oh yea my address is 1060 west addison [/quote'] LOL! Okay, she can't jump through the fire hoop, but she can set that hoop on fire. She ate the last three mailmen that had my route. Mail women are okay. I think my dog's a lesbian. She doesn't eat women's shoes, but will eat men's boxers. I just put her in a box and dropped her in the mail. Get rid of the illicit paraphernalia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVH5445 Posted March 21, 2009 Share Posted March 21, 2009 Rainbow Snowcone ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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