Gibson Explorer 58RI Mahogany TV Series

[explorerman]

Why can’t I find reviews on this guitar? A fair bit of them are available (2017 models). Can anyone shed a light on them?

[explorerman]

you know what, I am not going to buy the guitar anymore. Thanks for everything, you guys suck ****. This is why Music Man is way better than this ****ing outdated brand and their arrogant ****ing users

[Sgt. Pepper]

Someone threw a hissy fit in nothing flat. Because you didn't buy that guitar Gibson just went under. I hope your happy.

I'm a guy so I don't do sucking. I like to lick.

Edited September 11, 2020 by Sgt. Pepper

[explorerman]

1 hour ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

Someone threw a hissy fit in nothing flat. Because you didn't buy that guitar Gibson just went under. I hope your happy.

I'm a guy so I don't do sucking. I like to lick.

Then lick my **** you ****ing cocklicker, Gibson owners are trash and clowns, buying the same models just because of the name on the headstock and they think they sound like their idols, pieces of garbage

[explorerman]

1 hour ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

Someone threw a hissy fit in nothing flat. Because you didn't buy that guitar Gibson just went under. I hope your happy.

I'm a guy so I don't do sucking. I like to lick.

Also FYI, Gibson almost went bankrupt you dunce so yeah, sales affect it heavily 

[Sgt. Pepper]

Just now, explorerman said:

Then lick my **** you ****ing cocklicker, Gibson owners are trash and clowns, buying the same models just because of the name on the headstock and they think they sound like their idols, pieces of garbage

I sold all mine after the last CEO was ousted and the new regime forced Mark Agnessi to make that famous video of how Gibson was going to sue everyone. I only own Martins and one Fender Bass. Don't make assumptions you know nothing about. I like this forum and if you don't go to the Music Man forum and cry to them.

[Sgt. Pepper]

1 minute ago, explorerman said:

Also FYI, Gibson almost went bankrupt you dunce so yeah, sales affect it heavily 

I know what happened to them, its called sarcasm you dunce.

[explorerman]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

I know what happened to them, its called sarcasm you dunce.

You imbecile sarcasm is mockery, and yours is in regards to me not purchasing it and as if it is a big deal (as if my non-purchase would make them go broke).

I counter stating it should be because they almost went under.

At least understand what you mean 

[explorerman]

3 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

I sold all mine after the last CEO was ousted and the new regime forced Mark Agnessi to make that famous video of how Gibson was going to sue everyone. I only own Martins and one Fender Bass. Don't make assumptions you know nothing about. I like this forum and if you don't go to the Music Man forum and cry to them.

Sgt. Pepper, more like Sgt. Dicklicker

[Sgt. Pepper]

Just now, explorerman said:

You imbecile sarcasm is mockery, and yours is in regards to me not purchasing it and as if it is a big deal (as if my non-purchase would make them go broke).

I counter stating it should be because they almost went under.

At least understand what you mean 

You put me in my place. I'm gonna go hide in the corner now and cry.

[Sgt. Pepper]

3 minutes ago, explorerman said:

Sgt. Pepper, more like Sgt. Dicklicker

Stick around  and every-time I see a post by you I'll give you some abuse.  If you hate Gibson so much why is your screen name one of their guitars?

And please post pics of the Music Man you buy so we can all ooggle at it.

Edited September 11, 2020 by Sgt. Pepper

[explorerman]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

Stick around  and every-time I see a post by you I'll give you some abuse.  If you hate Gibson so much why is your screen name one of their guitars?

And please post pics of the Music Man you buy so we can all ooggle at it.

I literally just joined this forum to ask this question because I could flip it. But ah well, I came to my senses - Gibson has been on a downwards spiral and sells at extremely high prices because morons lust for the name. Slash’s Apetite guitar isn’t a Gibson, Hetfield’s explorers weren’t a Gibson, Iommi’s SG isn’t a Gibson, and Gibson LP Customs are (hilariously) just overpriced USA models with a few cosmetics while the custom shop has such innovation to do reissues every year of the same models. Oh and how can we forget the Ebony/Richlite debacle? But then again innovation isn’t Gibson’s strong suit since the 50’s...the Robot Tuners, the Moderne, LP Supreme, Florentine, Ultra, Elegant, ruining Epiphone...Gibson is definitely still triumphant because some morons still think it is a great guitar company. It is but a grotesque deformity of its past glory.

[explorerman]

7 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

Stick around  and every-time I see a post by you I'll give you some abuse.  If you hate Gibson so much why is your screen name one of their guitars?

And please post pics of the Music Man you buy so we can all ooggle at it.

And no I won’t post it because I just joined to get some info on the guitar. I don’t and have never cared about Gibson, but I didn’t think its owners would be just like the brand: arrogant, pompous schmucks who chase a pipe dream of becoming their idols

[Mr. Gibson]

Talks a lot about penises, I'm guessing he's 13 years old and just  found out it's not just for pisssing. Ma is wondering why the waters always running in the bathroom when he's in there.

[explorerman]

Just now, Mr. Gibson said:

Talks a lot about penises, I'm guessing he's 13 years old and just  found out it's not just for pisssing. Ma is wondering why the waters always running in the bathroom when he's in there.

Big man, you should know ive known about my penis by how your mom sucked and choked on it everyday after you went to school ya bastard

[Mr. Gibson]

now do see by all the tossing off you do you've depleted your brain of minerals and vitamins needed for brain growth?

[Sgt. Pepper]

18 minutes ago, explorerman said:

I literally just joined this forum to ask this question because I could flip it. But ah well, I came to my senses - Gibson has been on a downwards spiral and sells at extremely high prices because morons lust for the name. Slash’s Apetite guitar isn’t a Gibson, Hetfield’s explorers weren’t a Gibson, Iommi’s SG isn’t a Gibson, and Gibson LP Customs are (hilariously) just overpriced USA models with a few cosmetics while the custom shop has such innovation to do reissues every year of the same models. Oh and how can we forget the Ebony/Richlite debacle? But then again innovation isn’t Gibson’s strong suit since the 50’s...the Robot Tuners, the Moderne, LP Supreme, Florentine, Ultra, Elegant, ruining Epiphone...Gibson is definitely still triumphant because some morons still think it is a great guitar company. It is but a grotesque deformity of its past glory.

You asked a question and no one responded and you lost your s-hit like a 2 year old who got his toy taken away.  I know Slash's LP was made by Derring ect ect. Its common knowledge. Look I don't own the model you were asking about, so I can't tell you anything about it. I did own a 2000-ish Explorer though a few years back. You have to wait till someone who has one and sees your post to get a response. I fuking hate the I want it fuking now cell phone generation.

[explorerman]

2 minutes ago, Mr. Gibson said:

now do see by all the tossing off you do you've depleted your brain of minerals and vitamins needed for brain growth?

Yeah, will replenish by sucking on your whore mom’s ****

[Sgt. Pepper]

Mom talking to explorerboy "Why are all your socks in your room so stiff and crunchy?"

[explorerman]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

You asked a question and no one responded and you lost your s-hit like a 2 year old who got his toy taken away.  I know Slash's LP was made by Derring ect ect. Its common knowledge. Look I don't own the model you were asking about, so I can't tell you anything about it. I did own a 2000-ish Explorer though a few years back. You have to wait till someone who has one and sees your post to get a response. I fuking hate the I want it fuking now cell phone generation.

Nah, I’m good. I actually just want the EBMM now tbh, I have it and I love it - great for metal but also jazz-fusion licks ala Holdsworth, Plini, Poland.

Besides, I love this time ranting. Nobody responds but as soon as someone starts a rant everyone wants to chime in. Human psyche is so fragile and vindictive

[explorerman]

1 minute ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

Mom talking to explorerboy "Why are all your socks in your room so stiff and crunchy?"

I don’t use socks, I use your ***-dumpster of a mom

[explorerman]

Also how are the mods so incompetent lmao, just like Gibson itself

[Sgt. Pepper]

1 minute ago, explorerman said:

I don’t use socks, I use your ***-dumpster of a mom

That would be a little difficult since she passed away a year and a half ago.

[Sgt. Pepper]

1 minute ago, explorerman said:

Also how are the mods so incompetent lmao, just like Gibson itself

Not sure, I've been banned for less. Says he listens to Allan Holdsworth.

In the dead of night

By The light of day

[explorerman]

4 minutes ago, Sgt. Pepper said:

That would be a little difficult since she passed away a year and a half ago.

Not really, I just go like Mudvayne and Dig