Californiaman Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 It's coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djroge1 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Well, we all knew it would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 It's coming. No. It's just breathing hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Are you sure it wasn't here already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 It's coming. Are you sure it's not just faking it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 Just what every girl needs. Just for you ladies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Why on the finger though? That's just lazy.... 20 sobs is alot of dosh for that... Flight959 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Thats why God gave me a tongue.....yes, im smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Thats why God gave me a tongue.....yes' date=' im smooth.[/quote'] You shave your tongue? ewwwww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 This has nothing to do with a Pancake breakfast ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 This has nothing to do with a Pancake breakfast ? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Coming from Trojan you'd think a vibrating condom would have been a better Idea.... Good for everyone!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I always thought it was Good Googley Woogley... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I don't understand. Who wants to have their fingertip massaged? :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callen3615 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I don't understand. Who wants to have their fingertip massaged? :- Hahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callen3615 Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Just what every girl needs. Just for you ladies I dont want to know how you came across that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 This has nothing to do with a Pancake breakfast ? "Franks and Beans!" ..."have you seen my baseball?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 I dont want to know how you came across that. They're advertising on TV. My wife and I were in stitches the first time we seen it. LOAO. It's advertised all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Yes indeed, here we are! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-reen An' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen Why she was totally chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused a sausage pattie And said why don't you treat me mean? (Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!) At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Hah! Good God! Get off the bus!) Where I stole the mar-juh-reen . . . Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Saint Alfonzo Ooo-ooo-WAH . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 (well, right about that time people A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial) Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) ) And he started into whippin on my favorite baby seal With a lead-filled snowshoe) I said, with a Lead- Filled With a lead filled snowshoe He said, peekaboo I said, with a Lead- Filled With a lead filled snowshoe He said, peekaboo He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go! Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it! (here fido) And then In a fit of anger I pounced And I pounced again Great googly moogly! I jumped up and down on the chest of the him I injured The fur trapper Well he was very upset, as you can understand And rightly so, because the Deadly yellow snow crystals had Deprived him of his Sight And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said I cant see I cant see Oh, woe is me I cant see Well.....you know I cant see Nothin He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye And the husky wee-wee I mean the doggie wee-wee Has blinded me And I cant see Temporarily Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named Nanook, The only way you can get it fixed up is to go Trudging across the tundra Mile after mile Trudging across the tundra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 ...and, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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