Sgt. Pepper 1,319 Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 1 hour ago, Pinch said: Leftover breadsticksĀ There should never be any. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Pepper 1,319 Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 1 hour ago, Pinch said: Leftover breadsticksĀ There should never be any. Vegetable Lasagna? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Pepper 1,319 Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 Semi-pro? Are you a pro or not, there is no half way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fortyearspickn 483 Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 Sarge Ā likes Ā "Old Wives Tails". Ā Ā (Just sayin')Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Natural 256 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Old wives tails might get one in trouble.Ā I prefer old EX-wives tails. (Not my own ex-wives - other guys old ex-wives). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Pepper 1,319 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Double Negative. Isn't it really just a positive. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 390 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 2 hours ago, fortyearspickn said: Sarge Ā likes Ā "Old Wives Tails". Ā Ā (Just sayin')Ā If your wife has a tail, you're dating the wrong species.Ā Ā There are no tall tails, only tall tales to tell.Ā 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sgt. Pepper 1,319 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 8 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: If your wife has a tail, you're dating the wrong species.Ā Ā There are no tall tails, only tall tales to tell.Ā I checked my wife has no tail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitefang 309 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Can someone be "plussed" as opposed to "nonplussed"? "Recked" as opposed to "reckless"? And I once heard a guy describe some girl as "pretty ugly"!Ā Ā And another say, "I didn't like that movie.Ā It was pretty gross."Ā Is a dog's life really all that bad?Ā Ā Personally, I've never had a rug lie to me.Ā Ā And just how much IS a sh!tload?Ā Whitefang Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Natural 256 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 On 4/7/2021 at 8:29 AM, merciful-evans said: which way up is 'down' again?Ā Speaking of up and down;Ā I still am not sure what the difference is between "uptown" and "downtown". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Natural 256 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 One of George Carlin's favorites - jumbo shrimp. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitefang 309 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Heh!Ā One of my favorite Carlin's!Ā Ā Whitefang 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 390 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 2 hours ago, Mr. Natural said: One of George Carlin's favorites - jumbo shrimp. Steven Wright had some like that.Ā "Why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fortyearspickn 483 Posted April 9 Author Report Share Posted April 9 On 4/8/2021 at 6:00 AM, Sgt. Pepper said: I checked my wife has no tail. Sounds like a tall tale... Ā just sayin'. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fortyearspickn 483 Posted April 9 Author Report Share Posted April 9 Ā Hey, Sarge. Ā In the Coast Guard - Ā did you all have a "Work Party" Ā when taking on supplies in port? Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitefang 309 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 Back to puerility........ Why do we say we "Took" a crap when we're actually LEAVING some? Same goes for a bath. Whitefang Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ghost_of_fl 390 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 I worked for a company that wanted to make a new website for their "Spa and Retail Store".Ā Ā So the Marketing dept. came up with: [company name]sparetailstore.com It was with great delight that my department pointed out to Marketing that "sparetailstore" in a URL can read as "spare tail store".Ā Ā š Here is a similar problem: "kid sex change".Ā 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pinch 474 Posted April 9 Report Share Posted April 9 46 minutes ago, ghost_of_fl said: I worked for a company that wanted to make a new website for their "Spa and Retail Store".Ā Ā So the Marketing dept. came up with: [company name]sparetailstore.com It was with great delight that my department pointed out to Marketing that "sparetailstore" in a URL can read as "spare tail store".Ā Ā š Here is a similar problem: "kid sex change".Ā Apparently, that topic is a topic of discussion these days... I think maybe we should leave gender corrective surgery until people have at least gone through puberty? But, of course, I realize the headlines are a case of a very few extremists trying to get a rise out of people and succeeding.Ā Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitefang 309 Posted April 10 Report Share Posted April 10 23 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: Ā "kid sex change".Ā Even taken as intended it suggests to parents a place to get a "trade-in".Ā Ā Ā Ā ( "I'll give you this bratty boy in exchange for two little girls."Ā Ā ) . Whitefang Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Whitefang 309 Posted Friday at 11:13 PM Report Share Posted Friday at 11:13 PM This is no game to these siblings!Ā Ā Whitefang 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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