Jump to content
Gibson Brands Forums

Metallica is on Kimmel tonight...


rct
 Share

Recommended Posts

Well, if nobody else is gonna contribute......

METALLICA IS ON KIMMEL TONIGHT
(a poem)

Metallica is on Kimmel tonight
and that got me to thinking
a sit-down pondering alright
and not just because I’m drinking

I’m thinking about the new music scene
compared to the days of old
How it was to how it’s been
well after we sought control

Metallica is on Kimmel tonight
and they’ve been to a  group therapist
Thin Lizzy would just as soon get in a fight
after getting falling-down pissed

Sammy Hagar is on Jay Leno’s Garage show
Janis was on Southern Comfort and heroin
Alice Cooper is on the golf course now
instead of bourbon and oxycontoin

Jimi never got to be a grandad
because of the barbiturates and booze
A sober John Mayer became the Berklee grad
Keith Moon is in a permanent snooze

Sex, drugs, and rock & roll
Maybe not all it was cracked up to be
Perhaps sobriety is better after all
Better than dying at 27, surely

Metallica is on Kimmel tonight
And so Def Leppard might be on Jimmy Fallon
KISS on Graham Norton alright
on the couch next to Woody Allen

I guess it all comes down to not being dead
Though it’s not for a lack of trying
Better to work it out with Dr. Phil and Buckethead
than to end up tragically dying


Okay, I'm gonna shut up now. 
😐
 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

20 hours ago, kidblast said:

I don't think I'd watch Kimmel if you paid me to....

 

Ditto man, never cared for JK. Just another DB millionaire with a tonight show and a soapbox platform. 

Oh yeah Miley Cyrus apparently did some crap with Metallica. Haven’t listened to is and plan on keeping it that way. What on earth could a larger group of turd make that inspires me to want to break stuff. You know, because that’s what real f’n metal is about. 

Edited by NighthawkChris
Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 hours ago, NighthawkChris said:

Ditto man, never cared for JK. Just another DB millionaire with a tonight show and a soapbox platform. 

That's pretty much how I feel about just about all of them as well these kind of TV Shows these days.

Johnny Carson was the gold standard in my book for late night TV.  and these guys don't even come remotely close.

Edited by kidblast
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...