sparquelito Posted February 11, 2022 Author Share Posted February 11, 2022 Oh boy. Here we go.I once joined this guitar web forum We never could achieve a quorum Opinions were many but consensus scarce any with abundant breaches of decorum They really should take away my driver's license. ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBSinTo Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Farnsbarns said: There was a man from nantucket, Whose ____ was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin Wiping ___ off his chin If my nose was ____ I could ____ it. There was a young man from bengal He had a hexagonal ball The sum of its weight Plus his thingy, times eight, Was his number, give him a call. There was a young man from Afghanistan Who was terribly bad at limericks He started off good but didn't end as he should Becuase he always tried to get as many words into the last line as he possibly could. Since we're using the Wayback Machine to find Limericks: There once was a man from Boston, Who drove a little Austin. There was room for his a$$, And a gallon of gas, And his balls hung out and he lost 'em. We now return you to the regularly scheduled idiocy. RBSinTo Edited February 12, 2022 by RBSinTo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBSinTo Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 We interrupt this narishkeit to bring you the following: I knew an Afghani named Stan, Who hatched a most devious plan. To play only Les Pauls, but he chafed up his balls, So now back to Martins he ran. RBSinTo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RBSinTo Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 This just in: I knew a man from St. Barts, who baked the most wonderful tarts. If I had to guess, At least some here would confess, They thought the last word in this rhyme would be "farts". Film at 11:00. RBSinTo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 I once was among the hierarchy Of this poem writing malarkey My output was vast But that’s all in the past Cos my muse gave me up to find Sparky 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) I'm a guy who is attacted to chicks But they had better not have d-icks When its time for romance And I reach down her pants A small snake better not do a dance Doesn't really need to be said but I'm going to Hell Edited February 12, 2022 by Sgt. Pepper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 2 minutes ago, Farnsbarns said: RBSinTo, his name No one quite knows his game He has his rhymes Most of them crimes Clearly he has no shame. He’s the Canadian guy on the forum I can stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted February 12, 2022 Share Posted February 12, 2022 (edited) Some of these blokes have got good time A feeling for scansion, a way with a rhyme Not this one. Go suck a lime, My doggerel's just slime. Edited February 13, 2022 by jdgm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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