Mr. Gibson Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Sometimes I see someone and think “ you’re a good example of a bad example “ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted June 13, 2022 Author Share Posted June 13, 2022 I was thinking that I once was a trophy husband, now I’m just a booby prize. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Knowing there is a Bono in the world makes me question the existence of God. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 52 minutes ago, ghost_of_fl said: What happens when vinegar goes bad? You'll know as soon as you open it. rct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CNJ Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 I often wonder how long a short circuit is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Thats what she said.,... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 How does one square foot of Lycra cover three cubic yards of butt? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 (edited) 18 minutes ago, ghost_of_fl said: I kinda feel like Yoko's full potential was limited by the Beatles. Yoko’s best vocals came from out of the bag. Edited June 14, 2022 by Sgt. Pepper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 You can't buy a decent paddle for whacking kids butts these days. You have to make yer own. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NighthawkChris Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 10 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: Yoko’s best vocals came from out of the bag. What! No mosh pit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duane v Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, Murph said: You can't buy a decent paddle for whacking kids butts these days. You have to make yer own. LMAO!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 The only place you can pick your seat in public is when you go to church. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 13 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: Yoko’s best vocals came from out of the bag. she is a great woman who works for peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 Sure. Too much time on our hands. Mine too. Makes me wonder..... ...Is a fat chance better or worse than a slim one? ... Where in the nursery rhyme "Hunpty Dumpty" does it suggest Humpty Dumpty was an egg? ... What makes the teflon stick to the pan?(apologies to Gallagher) ...Has anyone ever told any short tales? ...Did evangelist Billy Graham ever own a Lincoln Mark V:14? ...If one can be "nonplussed", can they also ever be "plussed"? ...And as Lonnie Donegan once asked, " If tin whistles are made of tin, what do you suppose FOG HORNS are made of?" Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, jvi said: she is a great woman who works for peace. I never said she was a bad person, just she can't sing. Oh . . . you need proof. Enjoy JVC, this is for you. Edited June 14, 2022 by Sgt. Pepper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gearbasher Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 I've known a lot of people who died. Not a single one came back. So, it must be pretty good over there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 What would life be like now if I'd got with that other woman instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 1 hour ago, merciful-evans said: What would life be like now if I'd got with that other woman instead Is it to much to ask for to find a female heterosexual blind nymphomaniac whose dad owns a liquor store? I’d be set. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: I never said she was a bad person, just she can't sing. Oh . . . you need proof. Enjoy JVC, this is for you. You deserve fifty lashes for posting this. This is cruel and unusual punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 My passwords are all protected by amnesia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 16 minutes ago, MissouriPicker said: My passwords are all protected by amnesia. Good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 3 hours ago, ghost_of_fl said: What if this is as good as it gets. 😑 As long as it doesn’t get worse than it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gibson Posted June 14, 2022 Author Share Posted June 14, 2022 4 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: I never said she was a bad person, just she can't sing. Oh . . . you need proof. Enjoy JVC, this is for you. Now we know the author of all the goofy faces.JVI. Go figure…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparquelito Posted June 14, 2022 Share Posted June 14, 2022 This is everyone's chance to sing the praises of Yoko Ono, if that is indeed your inclination. She's in exceedingly poor health, and isn't expected to live much longer, according to all reports. (I mean, your last chance to sing her praises while she is still alive. There will be literally HUNDREDS of people out there rushing to praise her after she passes away. ) Such is the way of things with celebrities. 😗 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvi Posted June 15, 2022 Share Posted June 15, 2022 4 hours ago, Mr. Gibson said: Now we know the author of all the goofy faces.JVI. Go figure…… wrong, go figure... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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