Rabs Posted August 5, 2022 Author Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Notes_Norton said: When the doctor or dentist you've been going to for years retires and the person who took his/her place is young enough to be your grandson/grandaughter. Notes ♫ My reason for starting this thread.. Its happened to my doctor, dentist and optometrist.. Its really off putting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 A party of 10 of us went for a meal a couple of days ago, and the waiters all looked about 16 😐 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 when your PSA is 8 and you need a biopsy to rule out clinically significant prostate cancer. Debbie Downer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 17 hours ago, Rabs said: My reason for starting this thread.. Its happened to my doctor, dentist and optometrist.. Its really off putting. I started going to a dentist when I got out of the Army. He eventually retired….and a guy just out of dental school bought his practice…..and now HE’S retired! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortyearspickn Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 4 minutes ago, DanvillRob said: I started going to a dentist when I got out of the Army. He eventually retired….and a guy just out of dental school bought his practice…..and now HE’S retired! Sgt. Pepper knows a lot about rich dentists who buy expensive guitars we all can't afford. I bet he'd tell us the average age of retirement for those guys is in their 30s ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 I dunno.... But the two dentists I've had previous to the one I see now are both retired. But they were older than me to begin with. And my present dentist is too. The first one fixed me up with my first set of partials when my first born was 1 year old. She'll be 50 this October. I was 22 and he was pushing 40. The next one was old enough to retire before he was my dentist. Neither one of them played guitar. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 When you notice they've raised the price of prune juice. Again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 Yep. Or when your motto is; "A day without Lactulose is like a day without sunshine!" Whitefang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 On 8/5/2022 at 9:56 AM, Whitefang said: Yeah, either that or "pops". Whitefang What was really cool was when this really good looking young woman told me I reminded her of her grandfather.😭 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 7, 2022 Share Posted August 7, 2022 On 8/5/2022 at 12:39 PM, SteveFord said: When the young ladies start saying how you remind them of their grandfather. Hmmm... Yep. Happened about a month ago. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 If you pee in Morse code.......you might be getting old 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 When young ladies hit on you because they think you are safe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 6 hours ago, jaxson50 said: If you pee in Morse code.......you might be getting old Good one. That is funny. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 8, 2022 Share Posted August 8, 2022 No more high school reunions for me! I’m sick of all these old people coming-up and asking, “Do you remember me?” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 When da spell checker works faster than you type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted August 10, 2022 Share Posted August 10, 2022 9 minutes ago, mihcmac said: When da spell checker works faster than you type. Spell Check is my worst enema! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabs Posted August 10, 2022 Author Share Posted August 10, 2022 When date bars are now a necessity for your daily intake... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 If you have to shave your ears once a week, you might be getting old. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 When a bruise takes a whole month to heal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 When you get distracted while getting dressed, find yourself struggling and realise that you're trying to put a pair of underpants on your foot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 4 hours ago, SteveFord said: When you get distracted while getting dressed, find yourself struggling and realise that you're trying to put a pair of underpants on your foot. I've never done that. But I have struggled putting on a shirt and had trouble buttoning it until five minutes later I discovered I put it on inside out! And too, there's the misaligning the buttons. Making one side of the shirt a bit longer than the other. What my wife teasingly would call "The Polack button method." Whitefang 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 6 hours ago, merciful-evans said: When a bruise takes a whole month to heal If you bruise yourself in your sleep , you might be getting old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mihcmac Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 When you forget your Hanes Boxers aren't meant for outdoor wear. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 (edited) You see a photo of Ian Anderson and go NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! All of the old rock stars lost their hair, when did that happen? Edited August 11, 2022 by SteveFord Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 11, 2022 Share Posted August 11, 2022 (edited) You buy a really nice Stetson homburg and a girl at work asks about your hat. You proudly show it to her, describe a few features and say it's probably from the 1940s and she sweetly says, "Oh, is that where you're from?" A wisenheimer. Edited August 11, 2022 by SteveFord 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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