fortyearspickn Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 When your cardiologist wants payment up front. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 You don't buy green bananas because you might not make it until they get ripe. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 You know you’re getting old when family and friends treasure you. Of course, they might treasure you because it’s hard to find fossils. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 (edited) Jowls. Hair coming out in the comb again (and there's not much left anyway). Clicky knees, cramp, muscle and tendon-type pains where/when you least expect. Fatigue. How can I feel this tired when I hardly did anything? Diet. Everything makes me put on weight. 68 years wear and tear on the feeding/digestion in/out system; reflux at the top end and (unmentionable) at the other. Consider all of the above and realise this is as good as it gets, now is the best part - however crap I feel sometimes. The other thing is..... Worry and bewilderment at how we are going so wrong in the 21st century. Edited August 12, 2022 by jdgm 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 It's a hangover from the last century that'll last at least as long as we do. Instead of sucking it up and dealing with it you leave your motorcycles parked because it's super hot and humid out and take a nap, instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Pepper Posted August 12, 2022 Share Posted August 12, 2022 When your 80 and you poop in a diaper like when you were a month old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 15 hours ago, Sgt. Pepper said: When your 80 and you poop in a diaper like when you were a month old. Yeah...and especially when you're at The Vatican! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 You know you’re getting older when you agree with the old axiom, “Things can always get worse.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merciful-evans Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 I forgot what I was going to say.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 The little scrolly thing to pick the year you were born is getting kinda far. --- When running errands count as going out. Notes ♫ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 If everyone tells you you look good for your age, you might be getting old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 ...When you read the obituary pages to catch up with your friends. Whitefang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 When people ask you, "Aren't you retired?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROWB8 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 At the checkout counter you're asked, Would you like the senior discount? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROWB8 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 (edited) You feel good when asked for your ID for buying smokes or booze. Edited August 15, 2022 by CROWB8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROWB8 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 (edited) 9 hours ago, merciful-evans said: I forgot what I was going to say.... What?😖 Edited August 15, 2022 by CROWB8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROWB8 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 I NEED EVERYONE TO USE BOLD CAPITAL LETTERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROWB8 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Cant reply any more because of TMI issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CROWB8 Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 (edited) On 8/12/2022 at 5:18 PM, SteveFord said: It's a hangover from the last century that'll last at least as long as we do. Instead of sucking it up and dealing with it you leave your motorcycles parked because it's super hot and humid out and take a nap, instead. I've like, pulled up, put in neutral, turned off the light (73 XLCH), turned ignition off, cut fuel, and walked away only to hear, CRASH! Forgot to put the kickstand down. Edited August 15, 2022 by CROWB8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissouriPicker Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 5 hours ago, Whitefang said: ...When you read the obituary pages to catch up with your friends. Whitefang Sadly true. In the last 2-3 years I’ve had 5 music friends pass away. One from Covid, the rest from the other effects of life. You’ve got to be tough for this “getting old” stuff. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 When you actually know the answer to why do old men develop bellies. This stuff sucks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitefang Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 When you can remember the only three television networks used to "sign off" at midnight. Whitefang 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Notes_Norton Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 You remember playing in a singles lounge and on the wall the prices for well drinks were 35 cents and call brands 45 cents. And that was expensive. Notes ♫ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdgm Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 (edited) ...When you can remember petrol in the UK being sold in gallons rather than litres. Edited August 16, 2022 by jdgm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveFord Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 (edited) When you go to clean out your Spam folder and there's an email with the header Dementia Project. No, I am not kidding. P.S. Never did find that pair of socks I'm sure I brought downstairs with me. Edited August 17, 2022 by SteveFord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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