Californiaman Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Went to the doctor today. Oh yeah... that annual check up men love to hate.
Cruznolfart Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Went to the doctor today.Oh yeah... that annual check up men love to hate. I ain't EVEN goin' there!
pumpkin Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Went to the doctor today.Oh yeah... that annual check up men love to hate. at least you dont have to shave for YOUR dr appointment!
Cruznolfart Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 at least you dont have to shave for YOUR dr appointment! Uh...I ain't even goin' THERE!
daveinspain Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Went to the doctor today.Oh yeah... that annual check up men love to hate. Yeap I hear you... I have to make an appointment. I saw my doctor last week and told him it's time for a look up the old cazoo' date=' endoscopy thing... Not looking forward to it but they say you should have it done after 50.... I'm three years over due [img']http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd71/Daveinspain_PB/yikes.gif[/img]
pumpkin Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 true story... i went to a new gynocologist once when i was in my mid 20's... he did the regular exam & then put on a new glove & said he was going to do a rectal exam. i replied "not til you buy me a drink first!"
Californiaman Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 true story... i went to a new gynocologist once when i was in my mid 20's... he did the regular exam & then put on a new glove & said he was going to do a rectal exam. i replied "not til you buy me a drink first!" Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!! That's Great! LMAO.
daveinspain Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 true story... i went to a new gynocologist once when i was in my mid 20's... he did the regular exam & then put on a new glove & said he was going to do a rectal exam. i replied "not til you buy me a drink first!" Did he buy you a drink?
pumpkin Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 lol... no, he laughed & i didnt have to have it done!
Riffster Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 I had my first probe at 36, 4 years ago. It was not my time to get one but when I mentioned my Dad had prostate cancer in the past (he's OK) I saw the Doc's eyebrows raise in a fraction of a second... I knew I was going to get poked right then and there. I have a physical in like a month from now and I can't say I am looking forward to it. Oh well better loosen up.
RichCI Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Went to the doctor today.Oh yeah... that annual check up men love to hate. Ha ha! I knew what clip was going to be before I even clicked it.
ksdaddy Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 I lucked out (sort of). There was some blood so I went for the scope and they put me out. I don't know what they put me out with but I do remember (as I was slipping into another world) asking them if it was available over the counter. They laughed and said no, so I asked them if it was available UNDER the counter. That was the last thing I remember. I woke up afterwards with tremendous pressure. The nurse said to go ahead and let it all out and I proceeded to gleefully rip out the hugest string of full bodied extra loud farts that I have ever produced, even including the ones produced on the morning of January 1, 1983 after a 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon the night before. They were extraordinary and I may have had just a little too much fun with it. After a short while they drew the curtain around my area and I got dressed and started walking out..... and then I saw the little old lady laying on the stretcher waiting to go in for HER procedure! Wow, the look I got.... it's like she never heard a man alternately rip watermelon sized farts and burst into fits of giggling before.....
Californiaman Posted April 21, 2009 Author Posted April 21, 2009 Well my diagnosis didn't include a "probe". Although I had the sneaking suspicion one might be on call. There were a team of nurses and a cart with what looked to be about 50 ft. of cable in the hallway a couple of doors down. It wasn't long after the Doctor entered the room that I heard the faint sounds from the other side of the wall of someone chanting "Heave, ho, heave, ho," over and over again to some music that sounded like something from a Russian Overture. Kind of like "Heave! Oh woh-ee oh ho." Heave, Oh woh-ee oh ho".
Pink_Floyd Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 I have liver disease and ended up in ER a couple of months ago. They carried out the 'digit probe' and that was OK, as far as this sort of thing goes. Later I was admitted to hospital and the Doc said 'now I just got to carry out quick check of you know where' I was like 'Doc they already done that today' She replied 'yes THEY did but I have not, now this might be slightly uncomfortable'......... Isn't life just great!
deepblue Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 If I were a Gynocologist id never use rubber gloves....then id pass the savings onto the ladies. " No jobs too big...No jobs too small" Girls...youre welcome.
KSG_Standard Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 at least you dont have to shave for YOUR dr appointment! I wish I'd known that ahead of time...
Rocky4 Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 I have a female doctor. I went in for a normal check up, she asks a few questions leaves and comes back with KY Jelly and rubber gloves. She kept talking, but I didn't hear a thing she said. Just before the violation, she said, "Yeah' it's my finger in your a$$, but it's also your a$$ in my face" Haven't been back to the doctor since
Jesus Is Dead In My Basement Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 I have a female doctor. I went in for a normal check up' date=' she asks a few questions leaves and comes back with KY Jelly and rubber gloves. She kept talking, but I didn't hear a thing she said. Just before the violation, she said, "Yeah' it's my finger in your a$$, but it's also your a$$ in my face" Haven't been back to the doctor since[/quote'] That actually had me rolling over laughing, Never had anything like that happen to me.
Californiaman Posted April 22, 2009 Author Posted April 22, 2009 I have a female doctor. I went in for a normal check up' date=' she asks a few questions leaves and comes back with KY Jelly and rubber gloves. She kept talking, but I didn't hear a thing she said. Just before the violation, she said, "Yeah' it's my finger in your a$$, but it's also your a$$ in my face" Haven't been back to the doctor since[/quote'] That's funny Rocky4! I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
wicked1 Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 As the one on the finger end of that situation....I can tell it's not much fun from either vantage point.
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