Homz Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Just him. If anyone else tries to help' date=' he'll file a grievance :- [/quote'] How many homz's does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: I'm not qualified. Only Union Journeymen Electricians are qualified. So If a light is to be changed, I generate a work order and a supervisor assigns an Electrician to do the job. If not then yes the grievance would be filed for me working out of my classification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 How many homz does it take to screw in a light bulb? None! Homz won't screw anything that needs it........ (Did I type that out loud?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kolera Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 None! Homz won't screw anything ........ OUCH! :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 None! Homz won't screw anything that needs it........ (Did I type that out loud?) Public Service Announcement: When they get in their mid 30's it doesn't matter how much time you put in on the job you will never get it done. In physics it would be like attempting to breach the speed of light. You go faster and faster putting more energy into it all the way, but the elusive goal is never met. Your energy starved craft eventually soaks up all the energy in the universe and still you haven't got there. Don't blame me. Blame Einstein. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I think Flight was in one thread like an hour ago... so ... are you still here bub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I think Flight was in one thread like an hour ago... so ... are you still here bub? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 {snip} Your energy starved craft eventually soaks up all the energy in the universe and still you haven't got there. Don't blame me. Blame Einstein. I thought that was a black hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 I thought that was a black hole. Since the laws of physics fail beyond the event horizon one might every well achieve speed of light travel, but since they couldn't get back out or send a message to inform all of their great achievement what would be the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Stargate SG-1 - 10 seasons and 214 episodes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pippy Posted April 27, 2009 Share Posted April 27, 2009 Since the laws of physics fail beyond....... So we believe. That's our best guess. Not proven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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