Fire Water Shooters

[Californiaman]

So this guy goes into a bar and tells the bar tender that he wants something really different that will get him real drunk quickly.

The bar tender says, "I have a new drink called the Volcano. It's fire water and it's strong."

Guy tells the bar tender, "Make me a double."

Bar tender says, "OK, but it's real strong."

He throws together a few shots of this and that and sets the glass in front of the patron who promptly throws it down the hatch.

"What do you think," the bartender asked.

"Pretty strong stuff," he said, gasping for air. "I'll have another one."

"I don't know," the bartender says. "I've never seen anyone drink two volcanos before without passing out."

"It's OK. I can handle my liquor," said the guy as the room began to spin.

"All right, one more," said the bartender.

He sets the drink in front of the guy and watches in amazement as he throws it back and then stumbles out of the bar.

A few days later the guy is back in the bar.

"Man that was the drunkest I've ever been. I went home and blew chunks," he said to the bartender.

"Well that's OK. It looks like you survived," the bartender says.

"No, you don't understand. Chunks is my Great Dane."

[Rocky4]

Don't quit your day job

[callen3615]

Old.

[Steven Tari]

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of

the class was squirming around, scratching his

crotch, and not paying attention. She went back

to find out what was going on. He was quite

embarrassed and whispered that he had just

recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's

office.

 

He was to telephone his mother and ask her what

he should do about it. He did it and returned to his

class. Suddenly, there was a big commotion at the back

of the room.

 

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting

at his desk with his weenie hanging out.

 

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

 

"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick

it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from

school."

[stevezapp]

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

 

Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

 

"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ****ing appendix out!"

[Mark]

I thought this thread was about the real firewater. I think it was somewere in New Mexico, anyway, The natural

gas company drilled into the drinking water supply near a guys house and when he turned on his fauset and lite

it with a match fire and water would come out.

It was on the news a few weeks back