Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 So your in the middle of a gig and a fan gets on stage, What would you do? This is Keith Richards Answer. lol ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Hand Grenade Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I would beat the **** out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 If you ain't in the band, you don't get on the stage. I despise drunks thinking they're being entertaining by grabbing the mic or, worse, someone's axe. Had a guy standing in front of the stage one night, pounding on the front head of the bass drum, knocking the kit all over the place. The bass player, no small guy, jumped off the stage and cleaned his clock; problem solved, standard established. Unless she's a total fox...:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Unless she's a total fox...:o They usually have a little more etiquette. Trailer trash is another matter ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 They usually have a little more etiquette. Trailer trash is another matter ) So true, and with any luck at all, should that be the case, you'll have your trailer handy. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 So true' date=' and with any luck at all, should that be the case, you'll have your trailer handy. [/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Pete Townshends response... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Axl just went home... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PztUWfsZvU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I dunno. I've played a few gigs where people were somewhat familiar with the band and got onstage when drunk enough. No harm intended or done, but it ain't cool in my book. As long as my guitar doesn't get scratched - then the brawl will begin! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 A pool cue is no match for a Tele. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gvhbngh Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Push them off the stage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 A pool cue is no match for a Tele. LOL! True stuff! Nor a P-bass, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 The best part of that Richards doesn't miss a beat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Go Fender didn't even go out of tune.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamienAzrael Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I've had this happen twice...the first time I pushed him off stage into the pit....The second time I had some little bastard was grabbing on to my leg when I was at the front of the stage, so I bent down and told him to let go....He didn't....I tried to move my leg so maybe he'd get the idea that I wanted him to let go...that didn't work....So I leaned over again and said "Dude...let go or you're not gonna like what happens"...He didn't...So I took my Les Paul Custom off and hit him across the face with it...After we got offstage my old manager told me to come with him and drove me out of town really quick to avoid dealing with the cops...Normally I wouldn't do that to someone but it was one of those "Don't **** with me" kind of nights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaHooomie Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I've had this happen twice...the first time I pushed him off stage into the pit....The second time I had some little bastard was grabbing on to my leg when I was at the front of the stage' date=' so I bent down and told him to let go....He didn't....I tried to move my leg so maybe he'd get the idea that I wanted him to let go...that didn't work....So I leaned over again and said "Dude...let go or you're not gonna like what happens"...He didn't...So I took my Les Paul Custom off and hit him across the face with it...After we got offstage my old manager told me to come with him and drove me out of town really quick to avoid dealing with the cops...Normally I wouldn't do that to someone but it was one of those "Don't **** with me" kind of nights.[/quote'] Nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tari Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 They usually have a little more etiquette. Trailer trash is another matter :o) Hey...!!! now not all trailer trash are a-holes. Some of us are all right. Don't belive me just ask me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tari Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I've had this happen twice...the first time I pushed him off stage into the pit....The second time I had some little bastard was grabbing on to my leg when I was at the front of the stage' date=' so I bent down and told him to let go....He didn't....I tried to move my leg so maybe he'd get the idea that I wanted him to let go...that didn't work....So I leaned over again and said "Dude...let go or you're not gonna like what happens"...He didn't...So I took my Les Paul Custom off and hit him across the face with it...After we got offstage my old manager told me to come with him and drove me out of town really quick to avoid dealing with the cops...Normally I wouldn't do that to someone but it was one of those "Don't **** with me" kind of nights.[/quote'] Thats why I love stages with chicken wire. Besides keepen flyen beer bottles from hitten ya. It keeps the throwers away to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Thats why I love stages with chicken wire. Besides keeping flying beer bottles from hitten you. It keeps the throwers away too. fixed lol ) P.s are you a Foxy chick? If so no trailer trash comments apply....lol :o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunn O))) Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Give the jackass an instrument and let him join the music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Give the jackass an instrument and let him join the music. My experiences have been that the type of jackass who would do that would NOT be someone I'd want around my equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jannusguy Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 i promote shows. a few years ago i did a dead kennedys gig and before the show, i let the band know i would be pissed if they "invited" the audience on the stage. i forbade it but they did it anyway. at some point during the show, the singer (not jello biafra, brandon something or other) had taken off his jewelry and laid it on the drum riser. the kids are on the stage, i kill the monitors and stop the show, my security clears the stage and the singer's jewelry is gone. i laughed my *** off listening to him beg the crowd for it back. dipshit, served him right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunn O))) Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 My experiences have been that the type of jackass who would do that would NOT be someone I'd want around my equipment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 LMFAO! :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callen3615 Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 IDK what id do. Im kinda passive aggressive. I mite ask him to leave, I mite send him to the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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