The Holy Hand Grenade Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I think this one takes the cake. Delaware: It is illegal to sell dead people without a license. If you got any more stupid laws post them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Hand Grenade Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 Here goes some more stupid laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 In Fort Worth it is still illegal to park your horse on the street after 10pm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Holy Hand Grenade Posted April 30, 2009 Author Share Posted April 30, 2009 In Colorado it is illegal to throw missiles at cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 http://www.bitoffun.com/stupid_laws.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Basshole Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 In Flordia it is illigal to sink a aircraft carrier more than 30 Degrees And you also can't park your giraff on the street either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Fraid i dont knowabout the USA laws so heres The UK’s top 10 most ridiculous British laws 1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament 2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen’s image upside-down 3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store 4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned 5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter 6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet 7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen 8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing 9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour 10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 99% of the 22,000 gun laws on the books in the US. Property laws granting women in a divorce ANYTHING they did not earn. Any laws enforced and administered with cameras. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FennRx Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 99% of the 22' date='000 gun laws on the books in the US. Property laws granting women in a divorce ANYTHING they did not earn. [/quote'] oh man i was just getting ready to type those....how about that drug users spend more time in prison than rapists and chil molesters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Most laws are stupid. Seat belt laws. Helmet laws. Smoking here, there, whatever laws. They are lawmakers. It's what they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 how about that drug users spend more time in prison than rapists and child molesters. They trained the police in the 60's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maZAYR-nvF0 Damn hash was pricey at $100 pmsl ;o) P.s throw all the josticks and empty yer ashtrays lol ;o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballcorner Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Suicide is illegal, but of course you have to commit suicide to commit the crime - what is the point of having a punishment for a crime that leaves one without the ability to face the music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Suicide is illegal' date=' but of course you have to commit suicide to commit the crime - what is the point of having a punishment for a crime that leaves one without the ability to face the music? [/quote'] In kurts case all ya leave is your brains on the floor for some poor s*d to clear up. lol ;o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Birds have the right of way on public highways… that sounds right, they are normally above the cars Pigeons cannot fly overhead without a licence… I think every birdie should have a licence to fly It’s illegal to rove a birds nest from a public cemetery… will disturb the undead Goldfish cannot ride a city bus unless they are kept stil… I always have wanted to take my fish tank on a bus, just never figured out how to keep the water from moving It’s illegal to have a hippo in possession. need to much water to keep him or her happy You cannot disturb a grizzly bear just to take its picture… bad, bad idea all together It’s illegal to blindfold cows on public highways… they may get hit by the semi Its forbidden to mistreat oysters. they have fealings too It’s illegal to punch a bull in the nose… yep, he may get mad and kill your dumb *** It’s illegal to milk someone else’s cow… well it is not your cow, so that’s all good Any animal that is out after dark must display a tail light…. stick a flashlight up the butt, that will solve that problem Chicken thieves cannot work during daylight… no that is stricktly a night time operation It’s illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia Fishing with explosives is against the law… seems sound, anyidiot doing that should be banned from explosives on grounds he may kill the fish and every person within reach You cannot fish with your bare hands in Kansas and Goldfish cannot be used as bait Any overt physical action intended to frighted fish is prohibited in NY state… can’t scare them to death… nope you need to kill em the right way It’s illegal to give fish liquor… may get fish drunk and it may tell you to f’ off you cannot fish with a bow and arrow or with a rock… hey they have poles for that now You cannot set fire to your mule if it balks… only in other circumstances I guess If a 2 yr old mule runs wild and is not claimed within two days, anyone may castrate the animal… the poor mule, where is PETA when you need them? It is illegal for people to participate in dog fights… why, may be kinda cool All dogs in Massachusetts must have their hind legs tied during April… say what? A police officer in Pailing, Ohio may bite a dog in an a attempt to quiet him. ouch, hope doggy does not bite back All dogs must pay full fare on tramways. no problem there Cats cannot chase dogs up telephone poles.. prolly a good idea It is illegal to ride down the street on an ugly horse… who decides what horse is ugly is what I wanna know All horses must be equipped with horns and headlights… hey, we gotta see em coming towards our semi trucks It’s illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant… it may cause some tymmy pain to horse and cost the city a penny or 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I believe it is still illegal in Mississippi to own more than a half dozen...um..."toys that vibrate." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG_Mike Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 North Carolina It is illegal to hold more than two sessions of bingo per week, and those sessions may not exceed 5 hours each session Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockin365 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I believe it is still illegal in Mississippi to own more than a half dozen...um..."toys that vibrate." Hmmmm Glad we dont live in Mississipi. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG_Mike Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Ohio In Oxford, It is unlawful for a woman to appear in public while unshaven. This includes legs and face. In Youngstown, You may not run out of gas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG_Mike Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Maryland In Baltimore, It is illegal to take a lion to the movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Hmmmm Glad we dont live in Mississipi. :o) I'd probably be on Death Row! Also, from Arizona--it is illegal to have more than 2 of the "non-vibrating toys" in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SG_Mike Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 North Carolina. Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wicked1 Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 Kentucky Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100). Actually, this isn't dumb at all!! There are people all over the place back home who've been bitten by a snake in church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowdiddley Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 I believe it is still illegal in Mississippi to own more than a half dozen...um..."toys that vibrate." How many are needed? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudyH Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 North Carolina too? I once got busted while plowing fields with elephants in South Carolina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted April 30, 2009 Share Posted April 30, 2009 In The USA it is Illegal for a women to take her top off on the beach.... Thats so normal in Spain it´s boring... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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