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Fraid i dont knowabout the USA laws so heres


The UK’s top 10 most ridiculous British laws


1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen’s image upside-down

3. It is illegal for a woman to be topless in Liverpool except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

4. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned

5. If someone knocks on your door in Scotland and requires the use of your toilet, you are required to let them enter

6. In the UK a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman’s helmet

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen

8. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour

10. It is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls of York, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow

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99% of the 22' date='000 gun laws on the books in the US.


Property laws granting women in a divorce ANYTHING they did not earn.





oh man i was just getting ready to type those....how about that drug users spend more time in prison than rapists and chil molesters.

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Suicide is illegal' date=' but of course you have to commit suicide to commit the crime - what is the point of having a punishment for a crime that leaves one without the ability to face the music?




In kurts case all ya leave is your brains on the floor for some poor s*d to clear up. lol ;o)

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Birds have the right of way on public highways… that sounds right, they are normally above the cars


Pigeons cannot fly overhead without a licence… I think every birdie should have a licence to fly


It’s illegal to rove a birds nest from a public cemetery… will disturb the undead


Goldfish cannot ride a city bus unless they are kept stil… I always have wanted to take my fish tank on a bus, just never figured out how to keep the water from moving


It’s illegal to have a hippo in possession. need to much water to keep him or her happy


You cannot disturb a grizzly bear just to take its picture… bad, bad idea all together


It’s illegal to blindfold cows on public highways… they may get hit by the semi


Its forbidden to mistreat oysters. they have fealings too =P~


It’s illegal to punch a bull in the nose… yep, he may get mad and kill your dumb ***


It’s illegal to milk someone else’s cow… well it is not your cow, so that’s all good


Any animal that is out after dark must display a tail light…. stick a flashlight up the butt, that will solve that problem


Chicken thieves cannot work during daylight… no that is stricktly a night time operation


It’s illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitman, Georgia


Fishing with explosives is against the law… seems sound, anyidiot doing that should be banned from explosives on grounds he may kill the fish and every person within reach


You cannot fish with your bare hands in Kansas and Goldfish cannot be used as bait


Any overt physical action intended to frighted fish is prohibited in NY state… can’t scare them to death… nope you need to kill em the right way


It’s illegal to give fish liquor… may get fish drunk and it may tell you to f’ off


you cannot fish with a bow and arrow or with a rock… hey they have poles for that now


You cannot set fire to your mule if it balks… only in other circumstances I guess


If a 2 yr old mule runs wild and is not claimed within two days, anyone may castrate the animal… the poor mule, where is PETA when you need them?

It is illegal for people to participate in dog fights… why, may be kinda cool


All dogs in Massachusetts must have their hind legs tied during April… say what?


A police officer in Pailing, Ohio may bite a dog in an a attempt to quiet him. ouch, hope doggy does not bite back


All dogs must pay full fare on tramways. no problem there


Cats cannot chase dogs up telephone poles.. prolly a good idea


It is illegal to ride down the street on an ugly horse… who decides what horse is ugly is what I wanna know


All horses must be equipped with horns and headlights… hey, we gotta see em coming towards our semi trucks


It’s illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant… it may cause some tymmy pain to horse and cost the city a penny or 2

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Any person who displays, handles or uses any kind of reptile in connection withany religious service or gathering shall be fined not less than fifty dollars ($50) nor more than one hundred dollars ($100).


Actually, this isn't dumb at all!! There are people all over the place back home who've been bitten by a snake in church.

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