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WHUPPED: Store owner beats 13-year-old patron with belt

 

DECEMBER 30--Meet Chris Kemp. The 37-year-old Oregon man was arrested for burglary the day after Christmas. He was found in a stranger's home wearing the clothes of the occupant's mother. Read this Gresham Police Department press release for additional bizarre details. As for the below mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered. (2 pages)

 

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The cats out of the bag TWilson.

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Damn, I knew I'd get caught. Actually, I got this in an email with a group of odd photos. I had no idea who the guy was. And, more frightening, Gresham is only about 85 miles from where I live. Dang it, johnt, I knew that wasn't you, you limey fabricator!! lol That's it, I'm now changing my avatar! Good detective work guys.

 

Chris.........err, I mean, TWilson

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Meet Chris Kemp. ...

 

I'm pretty sure Chris is a Metalunan/Earthling hybrid. For those of you who haven't seen This Island Earth' date=' here's a photo of Cal (our hero) chatting with Exeter (leader of the Metalunan expedition to Earth) on his newly assembled interossiter.

 

[img']http://www.gibson-homecoming.com/exeter.jpg[/img]

 

Seriously, how is Chris's forehead not the result of a Metalunan somewhere in his family tree?

 

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Dang it' date=' johnt, I knew that wasn't you, you limey fabricator!! lol That's it, I'm now changing my avatar! Good detective work guys.

 

Chris.........err, I mean, TWilson[/quote']

 

Hell

 

What did I do?

Sitting here minding my own business as usual and now I am accused of being a limey fabricator!!

 

Never touched a welding torch in my life!

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For those of you who can get the show' date=' there is an encore of a show that was aired in 2008 featuring Lyle Lovett, John Hiatt (playing his SJ-200 and J-45), Joe Ely and Guy Clark. I will have to record it as it's on late here.You can get a little preview here, click on "play video".

 

http://www.pbs.org/klru/austin/[/quote']

 

 

Lyle is of course playing his Collings D1Asb and his CJAsb ](*,) suburude

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