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Johnt- I was thinking you'd make an appearance soon but didn't imagine you'd be so daft after such a short time! Well, have you hit the "Buy It Now" button yet? Get busy mate, you NEED this axe. It will compliment your leopard skin somoking jacket and red fez quite nicely I think. Why get an SJ-300 when you can have this little darlin' for a fraction of the price? Luckily the battery went dead on the person's cordless hand drill before this guitar got any airier! Good luck and Bob's your uncle.

 

Thebes

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Johnt:

 

Great to see you are alive and still GASing.

 

 

A mere suggestion:

 

Should you acquire this gem-PLEASE let Fred do numerous wee wees on it which will really age it another 10 years over night not to mention the appropriate aroma which will then arise so fittingly from this strange guitar.

 

Regards,

 

Moose

 

P.S. Still haven't found a second Excellente but the search goes on

 

P.P.S Nou Nou is still available for a trans Atlantic romance with Fred

but if this requires him to up his daily Viagra intake the deal is off.

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After three replies it's like old times in the forum

 

Now some folk now expected to kick my arse on this thread are

 

cunk

AJ

GG

KSG

Wily

jannusguy

G U E S T

Ballcorner

LSG

Taylor Player

Acousticat

Jinder

etc etc

 

It's great to meet new folk but always fantastic to hear from old sparring partners

 

 

Isn't it good we are all still alive

 

Almost worth shelling out on this loaddacrap!

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Hey Johnt... a 9 string should be only 3/4 as good as a 12 string because.... well it's 3 less!

 

Unless it has Colosi pins in which case it is documented that it will be 4/5th as good as a 12 string due to the increased sustain of the 3 extra octive strings. (Man I wish Thermonik were here to do the math for me!)

 

=P~

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CRESTFALLEN!!!

 

Thats what I am!!

 

Hurt by the cruel words of gearbasher and Toblerone Wilson!!

 

But hey from every balck cloud comes a silver lining!!

 

I don't need this guitar , I don't need to put my terrier on the streets for £160!!

 

I have a 12 string

 

Gonna take my SWD take off 3 strings and get to work with the Black & Decker!!

 

Then when I take it to the UK get together on JUne the will all be so impressed in hailing my craftsmanship as the new KSD they won't ask me to play!!

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Hey JT - currently have one of those (as in identical) sitting in the bathroom

with weights on the neck undoing a gentle warp. It has all twelve pegs and

pins and no electrics either - lovely body and no drilling or other ghastliness.

Paid £10 at a booty jobby. If you want I could rip three pegs off, drill holes

in it, fit a pup and STILL come in at half his price.....

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Hey JT - currently have one of those (as in identical) sitting in the bathroom

with weights on the neck undoing a gentle warp. It has all twelve pegs and

pins and no electrics either - lovely body and no drilling or other ghastliness.

Paid £10 at a booty jobby. If you want I could rip three pegs off' date=' drill holes

in it, fit a pup and STILL come in at half his price......

 

Many's a time I have sat in the bathroom with weights on my neck undoing a gentle warp!!

 

They can't touch you for it!!

 

Nice to hear from you was going to call you this W/E.

 

Hell I might even do that later. Going out for a spin ine DES now!

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Smilodon maxillary canines are readily available for turning into guitar pins,

you just need to go diving for them in the La Brea tar pits, California.

Powerful under-water (well..... under-tar) torch recommended as sight aid.

 

They can be 8" long, and you should get a 12-string's worth out of one head easily.....

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