callen3615 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 French for "Don't let the bastards grind you down." :-) It sounds latin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 I am not religious' date=' but the 10 commandments have always sounded simple and straightforward rules to live by. [/quote']Yeah, I agree but I wasn't gonna go there. To many God-haters in the forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 It sounds latin... That's why I put the :-) in there.... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninety1vee Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 always piss on the fire to make sure it's out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
callen3615 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 That's why I put the :-) in there.... :-) Sorry. Im slow. I had two years of latin in high school so that looked familiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Not sure how this fits...but... Heaven is... When the Germans make the cars The French cook the food And the British are the police Hell is When the Germans are the police The French make the cars And the British cook the food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted May 21, 2009 Author Share Posted May 21, 2009 Agreed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE Nepali Good Luck Tantra Totem 1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk. 2. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. 3. Follow the three R's: * Respect for self * Respect for others and * Responsibility for all your actions. 4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. 5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly. 6. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. 7. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. 8. Spend some time alone. 9. Open your arms to change, but don't let go of your values. 10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,you'll be able to enjoy it a second time. 12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life. Do all you can to create a tranquil, harmonious home. 13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don't bring up the past. 14. Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality. 15. Be gentle with the earth. 16. Once a year, go someplace you've never been before. 17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. 18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. 19. Call your mother. 20. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon. Dr. Michael Juda Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics 60 Garden Street, Mail Stop 70 Cambridge, MA 02138, USA Ph.: (617) 495-7062 Fax: (617) 495-7356 E-mail: mjuda@cfa.harvard.edu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homz Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Urine is sterile. Peeing in the wind is a good way to cool off on a hot day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 The following are from a speech that Bill Gates gave to an assembly of college graduates. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it Rule 2: The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping-they called it opportunity. Rule 6: If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them. Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room. Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life. Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time! Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs. Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 More Rules to live by! 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize " and "You are right. " 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody! " 6. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her...BELIEVE them. 7. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?' 8. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 9. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. 10. Work is good, but it's not that important. 11. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KSG_Standard Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Men are always hearing "the rules" from the female side. Now, here are some rules from the male perspective. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair... and by then you're stuck with them. Shopping is NOT a sport. And we are never going to think of it that way. Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand and don't assume our forgeting one is failing some sort of love-test. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Men believe that yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. If you won't dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us and force us to lie for reasons of self protection. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. (It doesn't mean we don't love you anymore. We're hard-wired to ogle.) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials... unless it's a sports car commercial. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but figure you really want to punish us with your inscrutability. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss the shotgun formation or monster trucks. You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.) I am in shape. ROUND is a shape. (Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that; it's like camping.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killyridols Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L5Larry Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 I'll paraphrase from an essay by Robert Fulghum. It was eventually turned into a book called "Everything I need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten: Share Everything Play Fair Don't Hit People Put Things Back Where You Found Them Clean Up Your Own Mess Don't Take Things That Aren't Yours Say Your Sorry When You Hurt Someone Wash Your Hands Before You Eat Flush Warm Cookies And Cold Milk Are Good For You Learn Some, Think Some, and Draw and Paint and Sing and Dance and Play and Work Everyday Some Take A Nap Every Afternoon Watch Out For Traffic, Hold Hands, And Stick Together All Living Things Die Look I think that about covers it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc3c46 Posted May 21, 2009 Share Posted May 21, 2009 When I came to Canada I once have been told by an oldtimer: "If you wanna be a true Canadian just follow this: If it is green cut it and if it shits shoot it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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