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This actually happened to my aunt Mae.


You've heard about

people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed

by black-market organ thieves.


My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few

years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone

else's thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had

the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were these and

what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my

thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to

living out my life in jeans. And then the thieves struck again.


My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang, because they

took pains to match my new rear-end to the thighs they had

stuck me with earlier. But my new butt was attached at least

three inches lower than my original! I realized I'd

have to give up my jeans in favor of long skirts


Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.

One morning I was fixing my hair and was horrified to see the

flesh of my upper arm swing to and fro with the motion of

the hairbrush.

This was really getting scary - my body was being replaced

one section at a time. What could they do to me next?


When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced

with a turkey neck, I decided to tell my story.

Women of the world, wake up and smell the coffee! Those

'plastic' surgeons are using REAL replacement body

parts -stolen from you and me! The next time

someone you know has something 'lifted', look again

- was it lifted from you?



This is happening to women everywhere every





P.S. Last year I thought some one had stolen my

boobs. I was lying in bed and they were gone! But when I

jumped out of bed, I was relieved to see that they had

just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep

them hidden in my waistband.


Thought this was too

'important' not to pass on.


These same thieves come in my closet

and shrink my clothes! How do they do


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