please read this everyone please i need help bad...................................

[James Walsh]

Curtis contact the Folks at Gibson through Human Resources and apply for work. They a great folks. They have some jobs open. Your passion for Les Paul guitars is cool. I think you should build that LP at the factory in Nashville. Be strong. Your a guitar player!

[Guido]

Y'know, there actually was a woman who raised her hand at a Prs Obama press meeting, and told him that nobody loves her when she's down and out...could he please fix her up with another bathroom, oh yeah, and a car!

I sez ti myself: I need to write to Washington and explain exactly why I need a new Gibson Acoustic! Mr President, won't you see this dire need?

 

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz

My friends all drive Porches, I must make amends

Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends.

So O Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

Love,

Guido

[GuitarJunkie]

I feel so sorry for those kids.

 

Hey Tim, you need to send me that LP.

I don't even own a sunburst Les Paul. How tragic is that?

[GIANTRobOT420]

A True Master of ****** itsu .

[Eracer_Team]

Curtis contact the Folks at Gibson through Human Resources and apply for work. They a great folks. They have some jobs open.

 

1st - He couldn't pass a drug test.

 

2nd- would you really want this guy building YOUR Les Paul?

[Wild_Rose]

First of all' date='

 

Try hitting the Enter key a few times to make it easier to read...

 

The others have said everything else

 

Over & Out[/quote']

 

and also using full stops!

[Dirtideed]

Best thing to do is to find a job and save then you'll be able to afford it. For the mean time settle for any used guitar.

[jnastynebr]

Screw this guy, my sob story is way better:

I am 30 with a wife and no kids (yet). I lost 20% of my 401K last year, but my money market is making up for it. I have a 2 year old car, but I still owe the bank a bunch of money for it. I have never been with two chicks at the same time. I cant smoke at my desk at work, I have to go outside. Because of the crappy economy, I had to drop 3 of my favorite mailers for overpriced California wines. Last time I checked, I came in at five inches, just barely! I owe about $20,000 in student loans, and I have a gay dog named Ajax. I had to spend almost a whole week in Detroit last month for work. I made a mistake on my taxes and got back $300 less than I thought I would. I am a New York Knicks fan. I have an ex-girlfriends name tattooed on my shoulder, but its in Chinese, so I tell people it means "bad mother ****er".

I totally deserve this guitar way more than this boob. Please ship it ground asap.

[pauline]

This guy keeps talking about how all is good 'cause he 'is still smokin' to be honest I think his problems started when he took up 'smokin' .........

 

This dude needs help' date=' and it is not in the form of a guitar ;) [/quote']

 

 

Here are some guitars for the guy....

 

maybe he should add a floor pedal

[project]

Assuming that what you say is true, and also assuming that basic goodness still exists in our society today, I want to believe you and help you. But I can't. It does seem that your priorities are out of order. What your asking for is something that takes some people a life-time to achieve. Don't forget that your not alone in your hardships. Everyone faces hardships in their life at some point. Your life is what you make it. My advice would be pray for guidance. You have obviously been mislead. Good luck and God bless.

[Tim Plains]

Hey Tim' date=' you need to send [i']me[/i] that LP.

I don't even own a sunburst Les Paul. How tragic is that?

You own 87 guitars, how can you now own a sunburst?

Still have that R8?

[Silverbursted]

 

1st - He couldn't pass a drug test.

 

2nd- would you really want this guy building YOUR Les Paul?

 

Answer 1: Highly doubtful

Answer 2: No ******* way!!!

[Silverbursted]

BTW, has this guy been back at all to defend himself? He needs to add a set of nads to the list of things he is lacking.

[GuitarJunkie]

You own 87 guitars' date=' how can you now own a sunburst?

Still have that R8?[/quote']

 

Ooops...

forgot about that one.

 

Okay, so I don't own a flame top sunburst.

[Mr. Robot]

My signature says it all about my reaction

[Bluesburst]

Screw this guy' date=' my sob story is way better:

Last time I checked, I came in at five inches, just barely! [/quote']

 

OK, you win jnastynebr!

 

Will someone give this guy a new guitar, he REALLY needs it...

[Bluesburst]

 

 

Where do you get one of these???, sadly I really need one and yes I will pay for it

 

Over and out

 

Martin

[MikeRom]

You guys crack me up. I think we got the biggest collection of comedian/smart a$$es on the planet right here!

 

:D

[DeVeeWee]

Since Curtis has left the buiding, someone from the forum must have sent him his/her LP. Who was this noble donor?

[Big Bill]

Since Curtis has left the buiding' date=' someone from the forum must have sent him his/her LP. Who was this noble donor?

:- [/quote']

 

It was given to Curtis by Les Paul himself! It was presented last night with a formal ceremony during Les's 94th birthday bash. Afterward they jammed together to cover of Stairway to Heaven, it was great!

[Thundergod]

He's been in and out for the last coouple of days, maybe checking to see if anyone offers him that guitar, maybe just lurking...

 

I feel kind of bad for him, maybe we were a little harsh?

[loneguitar]

Perhaps, but if the dude was seriously in need and had the kind of talent he boasts about he'd have gotten a sponsor and today would be playing a LP, it all stinks - something for nothing and chicks for almost free with 2 kids...

[DeVeeWee]

Perhaps' date=' but if the dude was seriously in need and had the kind of talent he boasts about he'd have gotten a sponsor and today would be playing a LP, it all stinks - something for nothing and chicks for almost free with 2 kids...[/quote']

Man this stinks...we can smell it even here in Belgium, from over the great Atlantic ocean right to Europe...

[djroge1]

What you smell is a burning les paul from dropping a joint onto the finish and catching fire... Someone really did give our new friend a lp.

[Riffster]

What cracks me up is that he is not even asking for an entry-level model, gotta be the Jimmy Page model.