Tim Plains Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Guys, I'll level with you... I'm buying another LP this year. It'll be another historic but the problem is I want three more. Unfortunately, I won't have the money to buy all three this year and was wondering if any of you fine chaps would either donate yours or send me money that will be put towards the purchases? I'm worthy...really, I am. If anybody deserves it, it's me. Alright, now if you do decide to donate your guitar, I'll only accept a historic. Either a '58 plain top or '54/'57 Custom. :- If not, donations rounded to the nearest $250 are preferred. Thanks guys, you're the best. I knew I could count on you!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 No problem buddy! What's your address? I'll put it in the mail tommorow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted June 10, 2009 Author Share Posted June 10, 2009 :- Holy crap, this works!! Wait, which one are you sending me? I wouldn't want to receive two R8s. :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackHawk233 Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Are Nine, Your statement is so much more legit than Curtis's. Like I WOULD definetly donate towards it, But....I has other things im saving up for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Well...how about I just give you $15,000 cash and you can pick whatever guitar(s) you want for yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lpdeluxe Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Here ya go: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This coupon redeemable upon presentation to an authorized Gibson guitar dealer for up to three (3) Gibson Les Paul guitars of the coupon holder's choosing. Note: this coupon is not valid without the following stamp: Note to vendor: upon presentation of this coupon, please contact lpdeluxe to assure authenticity. =signed= lpdeluxe --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 What a ******bag, making funn of that poor guy's life :- Great thread, LMFAO when I saw the title and noticed who was posting it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeVeeWee Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Guys' date=' I'll level with you...I'm buying another LP this year. It'll be another historic but the problem is I want three more. Unfortunately, I won't have the money to buy all three this year and was wondering if any of you fine chaps would either donate yours or send me money that will be put towards the purchases? I'm worthy...really, I am. If anybody deserves it, it's me. Alright, now if you do decide to donate your guitar, I'll only accept a historic. Either a '58 plain top or '54/'57 Custom. If not, donations rounded to the nearest $250 are preferred. Thanks guys, you're the best. I knew I could count on you!![/quote'] Hi Are Nine, Where are friends for than helping each other in times of troubles. Because I'm living in Europe, I prefer to donate you the money instead of sending the Les Paul Standard '07(thinking about the neck during the flight!!!). Just post here your bank account and I will transfer you the money right away. I hope this will help you my friend! Greetz, Kris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Hi, I Nigerian Prince Zabukku I give you money for wanted guitar, first I need you help. Me father dead, me familiars dead, I inherit 10'000.000 dollars but I on exile, government no let me take dollar of inheritance, me need bank acount number and other pertinent info you want to give so I can take that money from you acount, for your favor I will give you 250.000 to buy guitar you like. I give you pic of my face so you know me and trust I also have pic of my brother dead now by government Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Sure, only if you lay around the house, smoke alot of pot and feel you deserve the guitars because you really, really want them!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 If I donate, do I get a placard on yer guitar room wall testifying to my magnanimous generosity and compassionate empathy? Wait, you could sell engraved bricks for $500 a piece and pave your driveway with them for recognition, while you play away on your new axes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eracer_Team Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 This must be a joke... it's in english... not ebonics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocketman Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Hi' date=' I Nigerian Prince Zabukku I give you money for wanted guitar, first I need you help. Me father dead, me familiars dead, I inherit 10'000.000 dollars but I on exile, government no let me take dollar of inheritance, me need bank acount number and other pertinent info you want to give so I can take that money from you acount, for your favor I will give you 250.000 to buy guitar you like.[/quote'] LMFAO!! Hey, do you sell Viagra too??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jchabalk Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 hey there - PM with your contact info and i'll help you save $500 on your auto insurance!! lpdeluxe - what's going on with that headstock!? and do you know what year that guitar is? I had a 2004 SJ200 that had similar (but *much* less extreme) nitro problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBB Posted June 10, 2009 Share Posted June 10, 2009 Hey all, I have a 100 dollar bill and can't cash it anywhere. If you send me 4 twenties, I'll send you the hundred. How can you possibly go wrong! You can trust me cuz you've never met me and don't know anything about me. p.s. I've got a pocket full of hundreds, so all of you can get in on this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Robot Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Bury a Standard in the backyard for a few days and VOILA!!!! - an instant R8 aged to perfection!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesburst Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 No, no. no Are Nine, You clearly have the ability to articulate yourself quite well therefore you have the ability to get and maintain employment. Call this tough love, but I think you need to get a job and buy it yourself. You'll thank me for this tough love one day, really you will Over & Out Martin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Martin's got a point... if Are Nine can write then he should be able to buy a guitar, if he cant afford a reissue he should settle for an epi... Priorities man, priorities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlammjr Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Why doesn't he ask Obama for one? I am sure that there is Gib-ulous bill somewhere.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Why doesn't he ask Obama for one? I am sure that there is Gib-ulous bill somewhere.... Not an option, poor guy is not even in the US, he is in Canada, who would believe there was life outside the US when the media sells us the idea that everything else is a radiactive wasteland:-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Ill check my 6/49 ticket this morning Timbo... If I win the 15 million Ill get you all three in one shot....and an Asian hooker. be on standby my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Robot Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Hi' date=' I Nigerian Prince Zabukku I give you money for wanted guitar, first I need you help. Me father dead, me familiars dead, I inherit 10'000.000 dollars but I on exile, government no let me take dollar of inheritance, me need bank acount number and other pertinent info you want to give so I can take that money from you acount, for your favor I will give you 250.000 to buy guitar you like. I give you pic of my face so you know me and trust [img']http://buffaloruse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/nigerian.jpg[/img] I also have pic of my brother dead now by government Thunder - are you the guy that has been sending me all that spam asking me for my account details? You B$%#^ard. I thought I had you beat - all that talk about the 'Save Gibson USA crap" - It wasnt until you mentioned the asian girly thingo. How am I supposed to explain the cleaned out account to the missus now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 LMAO... I admit it, it was me, the Asian hooker was working on her own tho, I don't know her:-" in fact I have never "known" any asian hookers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sliptrip Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Thunder, love the Nigerian pics. I have the same Hyenia! I wonder if that's a brindle coat color? Any hyenia experts in the forum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 You know, when I found that pic I LMFAO but then I thought "cool!", having a hyena as pet would be awesome. Just look at these, ain't they cute? (that guy feeding one off his mouth must have diamond balls) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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