Have I got a Deal for you!

[TommyK]

Was in the local BigLots! store, a local discount and close-out store. We picked up a couple things we needed for vacation. She'd been in the store earlier in the day. Just as we are about to leave, she says, "HEY! I found a SUPER deal! Go with me to the back of the store!"

 

Off we go past the Crocs and cabanas and yard ornaments. There it was, in a box, she said, "It's a GIBSON!, only $59.95!"

 

"No dear," I said," Its a Maestro, BY Gibson." "But it's a GIBSON!," Said she... :D/

 

Marketing boys? you've done your job. Take another $59.95 out of pathetic cash.