Flight959 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 ..and I dont mean in a nice way either! Had a few beers with my brother last night at Wembly stadium with 70 thousand others at a Coldplay concert... Im not into Coldplay but hey, who's gonna turn down a free ticket on a Sat night... Watched the concert and left a little early to avoid the crowds... I walked past a woman who was having a right old ding dong with her boyfriend....and all of a sudden out of the blue a drunken wild woman was closing me down.. She was clearly going to take my eyes out... Before I knew it she was jumping at me. What I didnt mention was we had really hard rain all through the concert. so I had my soggy rugby jumper over my shoulder and it was about 3 times the weight from when its dry... My initial reaction was to gain some distance between me and her but it was to late so I swung my sogggy jumper at her which slapped her square in the face.... Was that funny to see....Yeah ....Did that help...No... did I feel good about it...No ....was she now on my back trying to bite me....Yes! Thankfully the guys that were with this rabbid woman dragged her away kicking and screaming into the night... Jeeeeez you just cant have a good ol night out now.... Just though I share that with yall.. Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Wow! Hey your still here right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cwness Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Not too bright attacking an off duty cop. I like the part about the jumper in the face. She deserved it. CW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 WTF!!! Was it the same woman who was "ding donging" her boyfriend? Did you find out why she swooped in for the attack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 WTF!!! Was it the same woman who was "ding donging" her boyfriend? Did you find out why she swooped in for the attack? I didnt hang about... People get stabbed for less... She was drunk and obviously things wern't going her way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Cold Play, alcohol, and drunken women. Not a very good mix... ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I didnt hang about... People get stabbed for less... She was drunk and obviously things wern't going her way... Damn' date=' a swat across the mug with a wet rugby suit sounds like an minimal response. Next time, give me a call and we'll really take care of business. Taking care of business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Coldplay in concert was your first mistake. The rest of the evening could only get worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Coldplay in concert was your first mistake. The rest of the evening could only get worse. Yea, I was thinkin' the same thing. Gotta watch the class of people ya hang with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitargreg1993 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Yea' date=' I was thinkin' the same thing. Gotta watch the class of people ya hang with.[/quote'] me too. Cold Play' date=' alcohol, and drunken women.Not a very good mix... ever.[/quote'] hahaha i will have to agree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Coldplay was the worst part, she was probably just frustrated that she had to go to the concert I mean cut her some slack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pohatu771 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Damn' date=' a swat across the mug with a wet rugby suit sounds like an minimal response. Next time, give me a call and we'll really take care of business.Taking care of business I think the incident would be over by the time you made it from Arizona to London... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I think the incident would be over by the time you made it from Arizona to London... Hmm, how do I respond to this without coming off like a smart ***??? I guess I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jefleppard Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 i would've ended up making her breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClassicNick66 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Cold Play' date=' alcohol, and drunken women.Not a very good mix... ever.[/quote'] all i read here was Cold Play, not a very good mix...ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djroge1 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 You know there are some young ones here who dream of being jumped by a woman. I'm just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 You know there are some young ones here who dream of being jumped by a woman. I'm just sayin' And some older ones who remember...fondly. :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hippieparadox Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 If it wasn't too late, it would have been funny to run around whilst laughing, letting her TRY to catch you, which she probably wouldn't be able to, given her drunken demeanor and the rainy conditions. She would just fall all over herself. Either way is satisfying heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duende Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 LMAO Simon, fantastic you still got it baby=d> Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heymisterk Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Great story, and I'm glad you're alright. Don't know why people are so down on Coldplay; I think they put out some really good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted September 20, 2009 Author Share Posted September 20, 2009 They have done a few good tracks but their too mainstream for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Taking care of business Damn SB' date=' that was the video we were talking about in Yuma! Yeah 959, I hate it when women pull that crap. I had a similar thing happen to me right after high school 25 years ago. Some drunk gal got pissed at me as I was walking past with a group of friends - to this day I don't know why. She was trying to kick me in the nuts when I pushed her back against a car, her friends took it from there. My dad told me to [i']always[/i] treat a Lady like a lady. If she can't behave like one, then treat her how she deserves. Works for me. Gender matters not one bit to me if somebody is gunning for me, either way they'll regret it. Glad you escaped intact!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Tari Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 I had a girl throw a Horse Thermometer at me once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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