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A Trip to COSTCO

Mr. Robot

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I thought i would share this with you guys.




Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina

dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the

checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.


What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and

have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I

was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,

because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50

pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out

of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.


I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the

way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and

simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is

nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.

(I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now

enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in

intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I

stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's *** and a car hit us both.


I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack

he was laughing so hard.


Costco won't let me shop there anymore.

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I have a niece like that we all used to tease, but I stopped a feew years back when I realized that she may be a little simple sometimes but she always has a huge smile on her face and goes through life with a smile for everyone and honestly most people smile back even the cynical sarcastic old SOB's like me. so be kind to the gullible simple people they may never run the world but they seem happy in it.

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A friend of mine, girl that I met at a church group was telling us this long story that a guy she sat next to on a plane told her. Basically the guy's God was "Luck" so he went in detail as to how his religion worked.


When she was done telling the story I said "that sounds made up" and I laughed, she looked at me and said who would make something like that up? she'd been had. She had a little epiphany right there, she went onto this thoughtful stare.

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