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Which Song Do You Find Most Torturous?


NeoConMan

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All of those are pretty bad' date=' but nothing hurts my ears more than post rehab Aerosmith. My two torture songs would be

 

Love in an Elevator

Just push play (although that truck commercial did bring about hours of laughs imitating Steven Tyler "ba-daba-bon-do-di-ba" or whatever garbage he is scatting).

 

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Also, "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" is a pretty damn torturous song. That's so much worse than "Rhinestone Cowboy."

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Anything by Elvis gives me hemmorhoids.

 

The idiot hillbilly cousins always wanted to hear Elvis, and all we wanted to hear was the Beatles.

 

They wanted to watch "The Lawrence Welk Show". We wanted to watch "The Man From U.N.C.L.E."

 

They liked the Giants, we liked the Dodgers.

 

F Elvis, in the heart, running backwards.

 

And Lawrence Welk, and the Giants, too.

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I'd have to go with the top two. Neo and I are about the same age' date=' so I think he'd appreciate this one from the 80's too...

 

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That's a blast from the past. Didn't she do a Playboy spread? Forgot if the carpet matched the curtains.

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