GuitarGod319 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 im havin trouble with the ladies.ive been putting up with it for a few years,and now im tired of being lonely.a lot of you guys are married.HELP ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Well, looking at your avatar, I'd say start with a haircut................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluemoon Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Money helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarGod319 Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 anything else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 After you get a haircut and some money, buy a convertible...chicks love convertibles. A purple Miata will work every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 If your apartment or home has as many posters as your signature does, take them down. Or at the very least do some moderately classy expensive framing of said posters. This includes matting them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spot Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Learn to become a better listener,...The ladies love that! Oh,...and sell all your guitars and take up ballroom dancing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thundergod Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 it would help if you gave a little info on wwht the problem is man... you are afraid of talking to them or something like that? or they just dont like you? as stated above, a haircut would be in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Learn to become a better listener' date='...The ladies love that! Oh,...and sell all your guitars and take up ballroom dancing [/quote'] Actually keep your guitars,you'll need them later as bargaining chips when they start to buy purses and shoes. Oh, and get bigger closets. Oh, and take up ballroom dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 You see how Thundergod looks like he's about to kill somebody...don't give 'em that look... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Martin Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 *shrugs* Guitar playing is what did it for me, kid. Other than that...don't be a poseur...don't be a metalkid...don't be some emo wanker... Make yourself UNSTEREOTYPICAL, at the very least span yourself out amongst everyone. Just be yourself. OH, and MySpace helps too. Gets those "first impressions" out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 I know it's blasphemy to a guitar player, but it will help a whole lot if you have the nickname, "Tommy Lee" (see the video if you haven't) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarGod319 Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 its weird how many guys think im like 21 or something.im thirteen.i dont have any posters.and thats not me Tim,but i wish i was him.more tips would be helpful.ill help you guys by telling you my problem.girls just dont like me.ill be nice to them and as soon as they figure out i like them,they just dont want to hang out any more.and im kind of nervous around hot girls,but im ok with playing in front of a crowd.i dont know whats up.and i have a myspace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Yikes!!! 13...forget the video!!! I never mentioned it! In fact I'm not here! Hey it's the facts of life. You're 13. Forget the girls, master your guitar, and I promise you with all that's in my soul they will come later. At your age you're gonna want the girls that are hard to get anyway. The ones that are easy to get are gonna be nothing but trouble with bad reputations later. I know it sucks, but the wait is worth it...I promise. Besides your guitar will NEVER give you any s#!t. (attitude) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarGod319 Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 i know tommy is good with chicks.ive sen his house on tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 i know tommy is good with chicks.ive sen his house on tv. yeah I saw that video on CRIBS just this weekend! Hey I may very well be 48' date=' but I'll always be 13. So will you. That probably don't make much since [i']now[/i]...but it will. And not to sound like a Dad, even though I am, but much later in life, a good steady job, money and a serious attitude about whatever you choose to do, will go a long way with girls. They won't care about what kind of car you drive, or how important you think you are, but they will care about how important you think they are. They don't like slackers much either. They like providers. And I was serious when I said get big closets! I mean, BIG closets! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Kid, I really can't help you...honestly, nobody here can. We're all just a bunch of guys (and a few gals) that have one thing in common...Gibson guitars. If you're seriously looking for a lesson in romance, don't count on a guitar forum. If you don't have a problem with being on stage, then you shouldn't worry 'cause the ladies will notice you. If not now then eventually. Be yourself and don't treat hot chicks any different than you'd treat a friend. A purple Miata wouldn't hurt though...seriously And I know that's not you in the avatar...I may have a picture of TIMMY!!!??? as my avatar but I'm not an idiot. 13 years old? shouldn't you be focusing on school, man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 First thing to know is... it's not you at all. It's them. They aren't looking for some one their age, too much cred for dating older guys. The older chicks mostly won't want to deal with the crap for dating a younger guy. TheLiveSoundGuy nailed it... and the Edward Van Halens of the world prove him right. Forget girls for now. Spend every spare moment with your guitar in your hand. NOTHING will get you the chicks like being Ozzy's guitar player in 5 years.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 And I know that's not you in the avatar...I may have a picture of TIMMY!!!??? as my avatar but I'm not an idiot. Wait a minute... you mean you're not really Timmy? Next you'll be trying to convince me they really did kill Kenny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarGod319 Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 13 years old? shouldn't you be focusing on school' date=' man?[/quote'] ok.THAT'S kind of offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 ok.THAT'S kind of offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarGod319 Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 i dont get it.whats so funny?ever since i said i was thirteen you guys jumped on me with the snappy comeback,everyone except thelivesoundguy and chanman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjgolf2000 Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Dude I'm 38 and married but one thing I noticed through my life was the harder I tried, the less it worked. Meeting someone usually happens at an unexpected time and place. If you try too hard it turns them off...at least in my experience. Or you could try what some guys do....hit on everything that walks and the percentages say that someone will say yes....not what I did but I've seen it work. Be cool....and keep playing guitar....the chicks will beat a path to your door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLiveSoundGuy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 What was funny to me was the joke you made about finding schoolwork offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuitarGod319 Posted April 7, 2008 Author Share Posted April 7, 2008 What was funny to me was the joke you made about finding schoolwork offensive. ok.i wasnt snapping at you.sorry if you thought that.just look at my second latest post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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