daveinspain Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 I have heard that Tiger has changed his name to " Cheetah". Ba da bing I heard Tiger was having problems with his putter.... It got all bent out of shape from over use.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 When sex is outlawed' date=' only outlaws will have sex. [/quote'] As an ex-catholic school girl, I LOVE the idea if sex being wrong. It's great fun to be bad. Worth the guilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Yeah, Dave... I remember I said some crazy stuff when I had my first beer, too..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveinspain Posted December 12, 2009 Author Share Posted December 12, 2009 Yeah' date=' Dave... I remember I said some crazy stuff when I had my first beer, too..... :- I didn't have any beer.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 thank you for the laughs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hector Arcadius Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 OK' date=' that explains it. My wife is just concerned about global warming [/quote'] EVERYBODY'S wife is concerned about global warming! It is generally accepted that women are more ''green-sensitive'', man! Well, at least after they get that ''wife'' title that is...:- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Deadhead Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I can assure you' date=' my first wife isn't part of the problem... Youi stole the words right out of my mouth Neo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odnoklassnik Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 bad bad news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeh Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Looks bad. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emily_luv Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Hmm.. Need to look for an alternative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikita Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 What the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 You stole the words right out of my mouth Neo. Yeah' date=' I remember the day I told her that SHE was the first to break our vows. Of course she angrily denied it. I told her "Remember at the altar, you said '[b']I do[/b]' in front of all those people?" "Yes." "Well, you don't anymore!" That was the beginning of the end... :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 I am married going on 26 years, I am doing my part. sadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermes Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 So to prevent Global Warming' date=' all we have to do is ban Tiger & Bill Clinton!![/quote'] I think that if someone has to be banned it is Monica instead of Bill Clinton. If my mind don't play tricks on my I remember that Bill only teached Monica how to play the sax, the activity of Bill was reduced to smoke a cigar at the end of the lessons. Tiger doesn't have to be banned too because the lack of physical activity on golf lets him increase the breathing rate in other activities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoConMan Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 Bill was reduced to smoke a cigar at the end of the lessons. How hot is the ember on the tip of that cigar? That alone is reason enough (in my opinion) to prohibit him from taking another breath until he dies. Just sayin'...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitargreg1993 Posted December 13, 2009 Share Posted December 13, 2009 ..... Actually I made this up.... but it could happen.....:- true.... thats the sad part.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermes Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 How hot is the ember on the tip of that cigar? Well I don't remember reading about that but I suppose that it was colder than Bill :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Medieval Warm Period was a time of warm weather between about AD 800–1300' date=' what evil human activities happened to cause that warm period? The earth warms the earth cools, it's not human activity that causes it.[/quote'] The Earth goes through warming periods of 10000 years, and then cooling periods, or Ice Ages of 10000 years. Man simply increases the effect of these periods. The earth will warm anyway but man's activity causes excess greenhouse gases to be released and so thickens the ozone layer, and traps more of the longwave radiation reflected of the Earth's surface. Greenhouse gases are necessary to keep the earth at an habitable temperature, but man's activity causes the Earth to become even hotter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 I think that if someone has to be banned it is Monica instead of Bill Clinton. If my mind don't play tricks on my I remember that Bill only teached Monica how to play the sax' date=' the activity of Bill was reduced to smoke a cigar at the end of the lessons. Tiger doesn't have to be banned too because the lack of physical activity on golf lets him increase the breathing rate in other activities.[/quote'] Everyone thinks Monica was only an intern...but I'm pretty sure she was on the President's staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 The Earth goes through warming periods of 10000 years' date=' and then cooling periods, or Ice Ages of 10000 years. Man simply increases the effect of these periods. The earth will warm anyway but man's activity causes excess greenhouse gases to be released and so thickens the ozone layer, and traps more of the longwave radiation reflected of the Earth's surface. Greenhouse gases are necessary to keep the earth at an habitable temperature, but man's activity causes the Earth to become even hotter.[/quote'] I'm pretty sure the warming period during the midieval period was due to SUV's used during the Crusades! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Actually I made this up.... but it could happen..... I am sure it is easy to make jokes from across the Atlantic, but here in the States we have a Puritanical tradition continued on by the American Taliban. They would jump on something to impose a purity law. All while they are making nasty on the down low in airport bathrooms, while doing meth with male prostitutes, or on government financed trips to South America. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fast fret Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Leave me alone. I like sex. Even if this was true... I wouldn't care about the more rain... I'd be inside getting laid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilliangirl Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Could someone please send Tiger Woods up here? It's bloody freezing here today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Could someone please send Tiger Woods up here? It's bloody freezing here today! Lessee..... Canada.... -32 degrees, (No Tiger)..... Florida....+80 degrees, (Tiger lives there) Coincidence? I don't THINK so!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted December 14, 2009 Share Posted December 14, 2009 Everyone thinks Monica was only an intern...but I'm pretty sure she was on the President's staff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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