jaxson50 Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a s....t. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. Cherry Mistmas ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Don't forget to beat off the turner. ...Sorry, couldn't resist. Ace recipe, Jaxson! Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevef Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilliangirl Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 ROFL!!! Thanks for that, Jaxson. I know a few people who really bake/cook like that (not me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Even if you don't burn them these cookies will get you toasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverbursted Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 ******* hysterical. I'll have to try that recipe, would it be ok to use Patron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted December 15, 2009 Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 It reminded me SO much of this: [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlGm8Qo31Gs[/YOUTUBE] Hope you don't mind, its one of my favorites ^^V Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted December 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2009 Izzy That is one of my favorite's! God she was funny.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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