Murph Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 America finally got free healthcare for all. It's about time. I've got an ingrown toenail. I'm gonna go get that fixed next week. It's been bugging me for a few months, but I was too cheap to get it looked at. Now that it'll be free, I'm all into that. I'm thinking I can can get me some free Viagra and stuff too. Ain't this cool. Free condoms, and free Viagra. I only hope my taxes don't go up..... Naw. That wouldn't make no sense....... I love free stuff..... Thanks Obama....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Free Health care in America with free viagra and condoms? Oh man I'm moving there. Canada's healthcare doesn't cover viagra or condoms. I wonder if the States would cover the $400-500 a month I spend alone for insulin and supplies lol . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Real Nice. Again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I took Viagra and got taller....hmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 Free Health care in America with free viagra and condoms? Oh man I'm moving there. Canada's healthcare doesn't cover viagra or condoms. I wonder if the States would cover the $400-500 a month I spend alone for insulin and supplies lol . Yep. It's all gonna be free here. Move on down, my friend. Free food, free healthcare, free EVERYTHING..... It's weird. I don't know how Obama did it, but it's cool as hell......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Huh!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 No way am I moving anywhere near you Murph !!! you'll just try to get me drunk and use my credit card Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Sorry to burst your bubble but it aint free by a long shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 I took Viagra and got taller....hmmm? That's because you are a d¡ck I figured it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Sorry to burst your bubble but it aint free by a long shot. Say it ain't so, Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 Huh!? You missed the vote? It's a done deal Axe. Obama is fixing everything. If you were to have a problem with your health, it'll all be fixed for free now. Praise Obama....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 why are you trying to cause trouble ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 You know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Murph the AntiHomz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Just move up here Murph if you want free health care. We have free health care, good beer and we have great hockey teams...... Oh wait, no to good hockey teams lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 why are you trying to cause trouble ? This makes me sad.... I'm proud that our Country has decided to give everybody free everything. The fact that you would question my honesty makes me even sadder. Signed...... Sad Murph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 What happened to rule 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzboy Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 What happened to rule 18 I'm sure one of the mods will enforce it here really soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murph Posted December 22, 2009 Author Share Posted December 22, 2009 The United States will pass free healthcare on Christmas Eve. Period. If the mods here want to delete this thread, and hide history, it's up to them, but this is not about politics, it's about "history"..... Locking it will have the same effect. Just sayin'..... Murph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mick Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 if you truly think anything in this bill makes health care free than you are more delusional than than I thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 You silly people, you should all know Murph is above the rules. He's better than us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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