Silenced Fred Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 My Big Muff pedal topic got me thinking about some other musical/guitar phrases that could be taken a wrong way if "you aren't in the know" some others: Fingering the fretboard Heard the band teacher yell this to the flute section, ALL GIRLS, "Come on, I know you can blow harder than that!" I will stop there anyone else got others? I hope this doesn't get deleted, but I might understand if it does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Lovely thread, man. As guitarists, we tend to talk about wood an awful lot. I can't think of any others, but I'm anxious to see what direction this thread will go in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Spankin' the plank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Blonde, jumbo arch-top? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Lube the nut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shnate McDuanus Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Wood polish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Lube the nut? The nut sauce I figure as long as we keep it talking about the guitar and just don't scream something inappropriate out at random, it might stay up It could get epic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Tell a girl to sing from her diaphragm and watch her expression. (thanks Steve Martin) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Hendrix slept with his guitar just sayin'.... no one else is gonna say it? c'mon.... fine here goes: G STRING Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 MY favorite - "I love me some Muff" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 MY favorite - "I love me some Muff" Thank you' date=' I would like to thank everyone for making this happen..... I feel.... so honored[crying'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre S Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 My buddy, who plays acoustic, told me playing guitar has a whole loada nasty impressions. Hows this for a Maths teacher to hear, a female one, ( last day of Guitar Club) I yelled at one of the beginners, ' Play that G-String like I showed you!' Frickin' mortifying is what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepblue Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 The most dirty word I can think of is Telecaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 The most dirty word I can think of is Telecaster. That's cuz it's a hard-tail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Man! Reading through this thread, I'm kinda gettin' aroused! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Man! Reading through this thread' date=' I'm kinda gettin' aroused![/quote'] Not touching that comment, no pun intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Man! Reading through this thread' date=' I'm kinda gettin' aroused![/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Man! Reading through this thread' date=' I'm kinda gettin' aroused![/quote'] I can imagine I blonde jumbo arch top sitting in a rack with the G string out of tune and needing a refret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrosion of conformity Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 I can finger A minor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 You guys havent gotten laid in forever did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myspace.com/jessenoah Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I dont know any whales that live under bushes............... FREKIN SCORE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted December 29, 2009 Author Share Posted December 29, 2009 You guys havent gotten laid in forever did you? It is all in good humor' date=' just stuff that sounds bad, but isn't. Join in the fun bud Do it if you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surfpup Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Heavy action equals sweet creamy tone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guitargreg1993 Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 I can finger A minor. hahahaha :- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 A guy this morning asked me if I still gig at the one music shop. My answer "not anymore, I just stay at home and play with myself" After I said it, I knew I said it wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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