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Found this list of State's Rock songs. Feel free to offer a more appropriate Rock song for your state. My own, Oregon, is just a bit too granola for me. I'm on the lookout for something a bit more encompassing...and kick-arse! (PS: Wisconsin's song is my favorite) [biggrin]


Here ya go!


ALABAMA: .38 Special, “”Hold on Loosely”"

ALASKA: Anything but Jewel

ARIZONA: Lynryd Skynyrd, “Sweet Home Alabama”

ARKANSAS: The Big Bopper, “The Little Little Rock Rock Rock”

CALIFORNIA: The theme from television’s Full House

COLORADO: The Specials, “These Actual Ghost Towns are Much Like a Ghost Town”

CONNECTICUT: Wheatus, “Teenage Dirtbag”

DELAWARE: Whitesnake, “Did You Know Judge Reinhold Was Born In Delaware?”

FLORIDA: Nick Drake, “Seriously, Anyone Who Doesn’t Like The Gators Is a Fu#king Puzzy”

GEORGIA: Shellac, “Prayer To God”

HAWAII: GG Allin, “Aloha, Assholes!”

IDAHO: They Might Be Giants, “Some Whimsical Minutiae That Happened In Idaho”

ILLINOIS: The guy from Tortoise playing a vibraphone solo

INDIANA: AC/DC, “I Was Indiana Once… Get It?”

IOWA: Joe Satriani, “Chromatic Scales Mean ‘I Love Iowa’”

KANSAS: Kansas, “Kansas”

KENTUCKY: Belle And Sebastian, “Funky, Funky Kentucky”

LOUISIANA: I don’t know the name of it, but it’s on the new Weezy tape

MAINE: Any number of Anthrax songs about Stephen King

MARYLAND: Animal Collective, “BFF Brofriendbros” (leak)

MASSACHUSETTS: Aerosmith, “Guess Which One of Us Fingerbanged Your Sister In High School”

MICHIGAN: MC5, “The Government Is Totally Stupid, Brothers And Sisters”

MINNESOTA: Prince, “I Would Pick The State Fruit, a Honeycrisp Apple, 4 U”

MISSISSIPPI: 1910 Fruitgum Company, “M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-S-S… Oh ****!”

MISSOURI: Sufjan Stevens, “A Long And Quite Involved Story About Someone Who Wanted To Go To Missouri But Then It Turned Out He Hadn’t”

MONTANA – AC/DC, “Guess What Butte Sounds Like”

NEBRASKA – Buster Poindexter, “Zat You, Santa Claus?”

NEVADA: The Killers, “My Sex is Like a Sex Boner”

NEW HAMPSHIRE: Isaac Hayes, “By The Time I Get To Phoenix”

NEW JERSEY: Bruce Springsteen, “Hi, I’m Bruce Springsteen”

NEW MEXICO: Napalm Death, “You Suffer”

NEW YORK: The Hold Steady, “God and Beer and Sex or Something”

NORTH CAROLINA: The theme song to The Andy Griffith Show whistled by an 8-year-old

NORTH DAKOTA: Rick Springfield, “Dear God, Get Me The **** Out North Dakota!”

OHIO: Mad Cobra, “Flex”

OKLAHOMA: The Flaming Lips, “Do You Realize??”

OREGON: The Subway Five-Dollar Footlong Song

PENNSYLVANIA: The Dixie Dregs, “Scranton Rocks!”

RHODE ISLAND: Sigur Ros, “Blup Blip Blurgen Maryland Flurg”

SOUTH CAROLINA: Wesley Willis, “South Carolina”

SOUTH DAKOTA: Wesley Willis, “South Dakota”

TENNESSEE: Wesley Willis, “I Whipped Batman’s ***”

TEXAS: Haircut 100, “Love Plus One” (DJ Screw Remix)

UTAH: [Rock music, dancing banned since 1957]

VERMONT: This one time I saw Phish, bro, seriously.

VIRGINIA: AC/DC, “I Wish I Was In Virginny, and I Hope The Subtle Innuendo Wasn’t Lost On You”

WASHINGTON: Whatever Starbucks recommends this week

WEST VIRGINIA: Chaka Khan, “I’m Every Woman”

WISCONSIN: Yoko Ono, “The Sound Of Cheese Sitting On A Plate, Growing Mold”

WYOMING: Ted Nugent, “Ding Dang Doodle, Lick My Poodle (Wyoming)”

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