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Hi Scott...

 

It is Taylor Player here....... After some recent computer problems, I tried to log back into the forum and forgot my password. Repeated attempts of having my password sent to my email through the forum have not worked for some reason. Can someone there send me an email to my home account (the email listed for Taylor Player, not TP as I used my work one for this). I have missed several discussions due to not being able to log in......

 

HELP... I am lost without my Gibson Forum. I have been wondering about the AGF and Gear Pages, but it just ain't the same!!!

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Hmmmmmmm....maybe you should change your name to Gibson Player ?:-k

 

Maybe I should since my Gibby's outnumber my Taylor by 2-1! [lol]

 

Thanks for your help Scott..... I have contacted the "Webmaster" and am hoping he sees fit to grant me (and my inappropriate screen name) entrance back into the forum. Funny' date=' I have had this problem before. For some reason when I have tried to change my password or have a password reset sent to my email, it never comes? Does nobody else have that problem?

 

Anyway, I expect to be back as my normal persona later today but I figured I may as well increase the post count on this account for the heck of it.

 

One last thing... I took a new "Group Shot" of my guitars the other day since I added the Ibanez AS73 Semi hollow to the collection. Here is a little eye candy for those that browse this thread. [confused (You can see that my Gibsons outnumber the Taylors!!! Come on Gibson, let Taylor Player back!!!)

 

 

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TP

 

I propose we set you a little test to confirm the identity of the member you purport to be.

 

Please answer the follwing questions. You have 30 seconds. Calculators are not permitted. And no google (since you are probably residing in China, that's a given.)

 

1 (a) Which Canadian female member always asks new members to tell us which song is first played on any new guitar, and ([confused] what % of members would like to marry her?

 

2 Which UK member was visciously savaged by his deaf, rescued Jack Russell Terrier last year?

 

3 The real Taylor Player owns one guitar by a US manufacturer other than Gibson or Martin. Name this film..........

 

MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

MORTICIAN: What?

CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!

CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not!

MORTICIAN: He isn't.

CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!

CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.

MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.

DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!

CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.

MORTICIAN: I can't take him...

DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!

CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...

MORTICIAN: I can't.

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't

be long.

MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine

today.

CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?

MORTICIAN: Thursday.

DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.

CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there

something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.

[whop]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

CUSTOMER: Right.

[clop clop]

MORTICIAN: Who's that then?

CUSTOMER: I don't know.

MORTICIAN: Must be a king.

CUSTOMER: Why?

MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him.

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TP

 

I propose we set you a little test to confirm the identity of the member you purport to be.

 

Please answer the follwing questions. You have 30 seconds. Calculators are not permitted. And no google (since you are probably residing in China' date=' that's a given.)

 

1 (a) Which Canadian female member always asks new members to tell us which song is first played on any new guitar, and ([thumbup what % of members would like to marry her? GG of course!

 

2 Which UK member was visciously savaged by his deaf, rescued Jack Russell Terrier last year? JohnT??? (You may have me on that one!

 

3 The real Taylor Player owns one guitar by a US manufacturer other than Gibson or Martin. Ummmmmmm Taylor of course?

 

4 Name this film..........

 

Monty Python search for the the Holy Grail.....

 

MORTICIAN: Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

[clang]

Bring out your dead!

CUSTOMER: Here's one -- nine pence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

MORTICIAN: What?

CUSTOMER: Nothing -- here's your nine pence.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!

MORTICIAN: Here -- he says he's not dead!

CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

DEAD PERSON: I'm not!

MORTICIAN: He isn't.

CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.

DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!

CUSTOMER: No, you're not -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.

MORTICIAN: Oh, I can't take him like that -- it's against regulations.

DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go in the cart!

CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.

MORTICIAN: I can't take him...

DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!

CUSTOMER: Oh, do us a favor...

MORTICIAN: I can't.

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't

be long.

MORTICIAN: Naaah, I got to go on to Robinson's -- they've lost nine

today.

CUSTOMER: Well, when is your next round?

MORTICIAN: Thursday.

DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.

CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone y'know. Look, isn't there

something you can do?

DEAD PERSON: I feel happy... I feel happy.

[whop]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

MORTICIAN: Not at all. See you on Thursday.

CUSTOMER: Right.

[clop clop]

MORTICIAN: Who's that then?

CUSTOMER: I don't know.

MORTICIAN: Must be a king.

CUSTOMER: Why?

MORTICIAN: He hasn't got **** all over him.

 

 

 

 

 

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Looks like a pass to me. I hope you forgive my feeble excuse to post some Python on here. When I was younger, before videos and Youtube, I used to spend ours listening to the records and reading the scripts.

 

Can't believe they've drummed you out of the brownies.

 

Have you been over on the Lounge upsetting people again?

 

Hope to see you back soon.

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