Basshole Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Spy Hard. **** Steele-I'm going in there. Veronique Ukrinski-**** this is crazy. **** Steele-Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy, No I tell you what crazy is. Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie brown Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 "Think ya used enough dynamite, there Butch?!" (Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid) "Follow The Money!" (Hal Holbrook "Deep Throat" to Robert Redford "Bob Woodward", in "All the President's Men!") Probably as timely and true a statement, now, as it's ever been, as well! CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milod Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 "This story shall the good man teach his son; And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remembered- We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition; And gentlemen in England now-a-bed Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day." .... Well, it's been done as a movie, regardless that it was written some years prior to celluloid. m Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thin_Lizzy Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Dirty Harry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie brown Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 "I Am Big, it's the pictures, that got small!" (Gloria Swanson as "Norma Desmond"...in Sunset Boulevard) CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksdaddy Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Phoebe in Kindergarten Cop: "You're not so tough without your car!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he doesn't exist. -Verbal Kint / Usual Suspects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichCI Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyS0oHLNFA[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender 4 Life Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 .... the gov't had to replace the steel plate in my head with a plastic one 'cause every time Loraine fired up the microwave i'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour. (Randy Quaid as "Cousin Eddie" in Christmas Vacation) ...... well he shoulda armed himself if he was gonna decorate his saloon with my friend (Clint Eastwood as "Will Munny" in Unforgiven) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freak show Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 How do you know she is a witch? Well, she turned me into a newt! A newt??? I got better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Did ya get me my cheeze whiz boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
albertjohn Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 " He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saturn Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well' date=' to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Dirty Harry. [/quote'] That's great, but how about the first guy he says it to. The horrible stereotype of a jive talking black guy "I gots to know..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MojoRedFoot Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 From Orgazmo: Maxxx: Kiss her. Joe: (small kiss on the cheek) Maxxx: Not like that. This is suppposed to be a ride. Use your tongue for Christ's sake. Joe: How would Christ benefit from me sticking my tongue in someone's mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Plains Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Pretty much everything Bruce Campbell says in Army of Darkness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChanMan Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Whoopie cay-ay-yay, mother****er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Hey Stymie, where you goin? I don't know, but I'm on my way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie brown Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 "When I'm good, I'm very good...when I'm bad, I'm better!" Mae West ("I'm No Angel") Race Track developer, to WC Fields: "You're Drunk!" WC Fields: Yeh, well, You're Crazy...I'll be sober tomorrow, and you'll be crazy for the rest of your life!" ("It's A Gift") CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibsonAlmighty Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Are you talking to me....Punk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vourot Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 " Everybody gets what he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one. " " I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Bring out yer dead... I'm not dead yet... and It's only a flesh wound... Monty Python. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetMarie Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djroge1 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Dances With Wolves. I am Wind In His Hair. Do you see that I am your friend? Can you see that you will always be my friend? You see George, you've really had a wonderful life. Don't you see what a mistake it would be to just throw it away? Emperor Joseph II: My dear young man, don't take it too hard. Your work is ingenious. It's quality work. And there are simply too many notes, that's all. Just cut a few and it will be perfect. Mozart: Which few did you have in mind, Majesty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cruznolfart Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Pulp Fiction Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo? Pumpkin: What? Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ***. You read the Bible? Pumpkin: Not regularly. Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that shtick for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your azz. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherhummer before you popped a cap in his azz. But I saw some shtick this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous butt in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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