Rocky4 Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 He, who farts in church, sits in his own pew...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 That's an "Oldy but Goody"...Peter Frampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I don't think Confucious said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 No he said "He who smelt it, delt it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Man who make love to woman on the ground have peace on earth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky4 Posted February 17, 2010 Author Share Posted February 17, 2010 He, who goes to bed with itchy butt, often wake up with smelly finger........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AXE® Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 A nun walks into a bar with a monkey..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FirstMeasure Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Well my throat was dry and it was gettin' late I's at this bar on the Interstate when this guy with a Bird walks though the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 Guy walks into a bar... piano player playing some tunes with a monkey sitting on top of his piano... he orders a drink.... as soon as the bartender puts the glass on the bar, the monkey jumps off the piano, runs over to the guy and puts his balls into his glass! Guy is AMAZED...but just orders another beer.... again, as soon as the bartender puts the glass on the bar, the monkey jumps off the piano, runs over to the guy and puts his balls into his glass! Now the guy is mad...walks over to the piano player and says, "Do you know your monkey is putting his balls into my beer?" Piano player says, "No...hum a few bars and I'll fake it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grampa Posted February 17, 2010 Share Posted February 17, 2010 I once had an uncle who was a magician. He could walk down any street and turn into a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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