Rude Stomp Boxes

[Mr. Robot]

Someone in Guitarist magazine recently put together a list of stomp boxes on the market with interesting and suggestive names.

 

When you read them together, they are hilarious. Bit sad though, when you think that it is us they are appealing to Some of 'em should have an X rating :)

 

Way Huge Swollen Pickle

Big Muff

Edward the Compressor

Wounded Paw Attack Goat

Funk-A-Duck

Aphex Aural Exciter

Metasonix TM-7 Scrotum Smasher

Big John Hairy Balls Fuzz

Lovetone Ring Stinger

ZVex Super Hard-On

[Blackie]

All marketing.............bullsh-t...........in the pro world you are going to want as few things that can fail as possible.