jaxson50 Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9R-cQ_A_6w[/YOUTUBE]
Riverside Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 He obviously doesn't understand that if you keep half of the people on one side of the island, and the other half on the other...
jaxson50 Posted April 27, 2010 Author Posted April 27, 2010 He obviously doesn't understand that if you keep half of the people on one side of the island' date=' and the other half on the other...[/quote']dumb and dumber has a new roll model.
milod Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 Jax... I dunno. The guy has a job paying well into 6 figures with health insurance and a retirement program that guarantees comfort and health insurance for free for the rest of his life. I wish I was so dumb. m
Blackie Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 Nah Man..........that is Hendrix......can't you tell his voice..........he is just f-ckin with the Navy dude..................... Ok ,,,,,who ever the questioner is .....he is on some heavy narcotics.........and feelin good...........he just forgot what he was a suposed to be asking about and is trying to fake it..........
Blackie Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 ................or do you think he thinks islands can actually capsize like a barge ? ..........cause if that is the case............
NeoConMan Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 When I'm President, there'll be some changes made on Capitol Hill. Congress will be my first stop. Tax problems? You're out. Lying on the floor of the House? You're out. Obvious (Re: video above) mental impairment? You're out. I got plenty of good examples - I'll skip it for now...
Blackie Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 ..........I am going to tell you if I was some gold hash marked up Navy Brass and some Senator or Congressman asked me some bullshit number square mile hypothetical question like that and then said the word capsize I would ask for some clarification...........and then I would jump in and say .........with all due respect Mr Congressman you do relize Islands are not floating on the ocean. They are points of the Earth that protrude from the sea...........
Blackie Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 Neo.............you going to be President of the Conservative State of North Easten Arizona.
Riverside Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 When I'm President' date=' there'll be some changes made on Capitol Hill.Congress will be my first stop. Tax problems? You're out. Lying on the floor of the House? You're out. Obvious (Re: video above) mental impairment? You're out. I got plenty of good examples - I'll skip it for now...[/quote'] I'd vote for that!
Blackie Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 Yo my state say I caint vote.........what yo goin due for me ?
jaxson50 Posted April 27, 2010 Author Posted April 27, 2010 Jax... I dunno. The guy has a job paying well into 6 figures with health insurance and a retirement program that guarantees comfort and health insurance for free for the rest of his life. I wish I was so dumb. m Never confuse earning ability with intelligence...If one guaranteed the other Einstein would have died a very a rich man.
Blackie Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 I'm not northeast. I'm west of Phoenix. You will be North East when the rest your state is Mexico
NeoConMan Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 At least then Mexicans will be owning guns - I'll see to it myself. Yo my state say I caint vote.........what yo goin due for me ? Point you toward the state courts to get your civic rights re-instated. If you can't get your record expunged, you can still get some rights restored by a judge.
Silverbursted Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 The Honorable Congressman representing the 4th Congressional District of Georgia that encompasses parts of DeKalb, Rockdale and Gwinnett counties (Atlanta area). So this is who the people want representing them in Congress??? Another example of how bad our Congress has become. Really??? Not knowing islands don't float. I have to hand it to the Admiral for keeping a straight face, could not say so much for the folks behind him, I agree, he should have let him have it.
Blackie Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 At least then Mexicans will be owning guns - I'll see to it myself. Point you toward the state courts to get your civic rights re-instated. If you can't get your record expunged' date=' you can still get some rights restored by a judge. [/quote'] Only my esteemed Governor can restore me voting rights............and now he wants me to write a little note to tell him how I have benifited society ltately since I have done my sentence or paid a fine or whatever..... You know I have never been called for jurry duty ?...........and never will......... ......I ai'nt never been audited by uncle sam.................and never will......... I got my rights as a citizen.....to be overlooked......ha hahha ha ha.........cough......help...o care i need o care Cash and Carry
rocketman Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 I think he should be on "Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?" We may actually need to go down a few grades for him though. He should swap jobs with Kelly Pickler because she's smarter than him... [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEP7uti0PDw[/YOUTUBE]
jaxson50 Posted April 27, 2010 Author Posted April 27, 2010 As my daughter would say' date=' NO he didn't........... I would not have been able to recover or keep my mouth shut like the Admiral did. I would have said something stupid and pointed out how much of a dumb azz that guy really is. I have been to that island. I can testify if your on the Navy side of the island and you jump up and down like on a floating fishing pier the island moves up and down. Its time to replace the styrofoam under that island.......... lol[/quote'] The Admiral is a very smart man.
Blackie Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 The Admiral is a very smart man. ha ha ha......smart enough to play the straight man and save his career
NeoConMan Posted April 27, 2010 Posted April 27, 2010 We know how important for our hard-working, all-sacrificing military men and women to get respect. Seems they haven't done enough to earn it - nowhere near as much as our Congressional buffoons... [YOUTUBE] [/YOUTUBE]
NeoConMan Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 Forgive me for not knowing (or caring until now) but, who is Kelly Pickler? I don't watch much TV, and I rarely go to the movies - maybe one of those is her forte? "Hungry?" She needs to see the Blackie Pizza!
fingers galore Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 She should be water- boarded. Actually, all three should be water - boarded. ___________________________________________________________________________
pippy Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 Perhaps Hank Johnson and Kelly Pickler should start dating each other. Just imagine the fun conversations they could have! (And I second the 'Who is Kelly Pickler?' thing).
TommyK Posted April 28, 2010 Posted April 28, 2010 >sigh< :) Kelly Pickler is a recent upstart in the County Western music world. She's bestest of friends with Taylor Swift. I've got to hand it to the General, for holding a straight face when being forced to negotiate with ..... words escape me ... senator. There are a lot of things that may have gone through his mind, but like it or not, he needs this numb knuts's approval to get the money so he can DO HIS JOB. Bully for the General for squeezing in a reminder that Guam is U.S. Soil. If I were from this representative's district, I would go back to bed and cover my head in shame. "We elected this ignoramus?"
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