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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood Plasma.

 

No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

 

 

Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your ***)

 

You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.

 

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

 

The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.

 

The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

 

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

 

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

 

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

 

 

Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

 

Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!

 

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

 

Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!

 

PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!

 

The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

 

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

 

A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.

 

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne

particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

 

 

And the best for last....

 

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

 

So.......................

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And to think, somebody in the SG research thread said we didn't know our *** from a hole in the ground.

 

[biggrin]

Posted

 

 

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that' date=' don't YOU?)

 

So....................... [/quote']

 

 

I only exhale from mine. [biggrin]

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne

particles resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

 

 

According to the Mythbusters, the fecal matter eventually makes contact with your toothbrush no matter where you put it.

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According to the Mythbusters' date=' the fecal matter eventually makes contact with your toothbrush no matter where you put it.[/quote']

 

Seems to me that Mythbusters also folded a BIG piece of paper an 8th time....and the actually recorded a duck's quack...but those aren't what really caught my eye.... I wonder, how "young" is "young" for a coconut? Do they age like dogs? What if the coconut lies about it's age? Does the coconut have to have a birth certificate? (I don't see why...our president doesn't!)

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Does the coconut have to have a birth certificate? (I don't see why...our president doesn't!)

 

You're comparing The President of The United States to a coconut?

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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

 

 

 

No longer true a high school girl named Britney Gallivan solved this in 2001 when she folded paper 12 times. I know it's stupid that I know this but hey what else can you do with a math degree!.

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