My wife has a way with words...

[ksdaddy]

So here we sit in the living room, me noodling around on the laptop, wife watching a CSI rerun. I'm half paying attention to it. Eva LaRue and David Caruso are walking down a side street and they kneel down to swab something up off the street. Eva is dressed in a white pants suit and spike heels. I comment on this, some monosyllabic grunt I'm sure, but my wife knows me well enough to know I'm commenting on how inappropriately she's dressed for doing police 'field work'.

 

Wife (in character): "Yep, I think I'll dress all in white today so I can go bail intestines out of the gutter!"

 

Never a dull moment.

[NeoConMan]

Hah!

Same at the NeoCon Compound.

 

When we're in the media room and she's tuned in to something on the Estrogen Channel I have to keep quiet.

"I know it's a stupid show, you don't have to tell me everything they do wrong...."

 

She doesn't understand why I like The Simpsons.

[ksdaddy]

She tolerates the Simpsons but doesn't appreciate them like I do. She calls them "Chop Tops" (referring to Bart and Lisa's hair).

 

She doesn't bother much with the Chick Channel anymore. She likes Investigation Discovery and we watch Springer and Steve Wilcos every day together. Sometimes she'll watch The Whitest Kids You Know with me, the occasional South Park and Mythbusters. I tolerate Y&R with her every day, mainly to ogle. She knows that and will pause the DVR if she sees a shot I'd like.

[deepblue]

So here we sit in the living room' date=' me noodling around on the laptop, wife watching a CSI rerun. I'm half paying attention to it. Eva LaRue and David Caruso are walking down a side street and they kneel down to swab something up off the street. Eva is dressed in a white pants suit and spike heels. I comment on this, some monosyllabic grunt I'm sure, but my wife knows me well enough to know I'm commenting on how inappropriately she's dressed for doing police 'field work'.

 

Wife (in character): "Yep, I think I'll dress all in white today so I can go bail intestines out of the gutter!"

 

Never a dull moment.[/quote']

 

 

lol!...Yes, we noticed that too. One thing for sure, Eva LaRue can dust me for prints anytime.

[ksdaddy]

Tru dat.

[TommyK]

Personally, as far as investigatory shows, I favor Marishka Hargitay.

 

She can call me, "Dirt Bag" any day.