Top 16 Country songs, I'm having a hard time deciding which one to play...

[onewilyfool]

Anyone have the chords and lyrics to these songs?

 

 

 

16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** Out All Day Long.

 

15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

 

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

 

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

 

12. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well

 

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

 

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

 

 9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

 

 8. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like You're Still Here

 

 7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

 

 6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

 

 5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

 

 4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

 

 3. Her Teeth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

 

 2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

 

 1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, but I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

[ksdaddy]

PM sent with my addition to the list because it ain't fit to print here.....

[albertjohn]

Nice one Wily. Made me laugh.

[TommyK]

"You done stomped on my heart and smashed that sucker flat."

[Honky Dog]

That was great. Thanks for sharing it, OWF.

[drathbun]

My fav is "You Broke My Heart, So I Busted Your Jaw" by Otis Crabtree and the Beamsville Buckaroos. ;)

[HellboundGreaser]

Anyone familiar with Unknown Hinson? He's plays great old school country. Some of my favorite tunes that he does are.

I can't believe you're pregnant again

I ain't afraid of your husband

and

I make faces when I make love

He's a favorite of Marty Stuart. [YOUTUBE]

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[TommyK]

I make faces when I make love

I ain't afraid of your husband

I can't believe you're pregnant again

 

Just curious. are them lyrics to same song?

[HellboundGreaser]

No separate tunes. Sorry bout' that.

[onewilyfool]

Well, there's always the old favorite.....

 

"She Won't Get Under Me, Until I'm Over You"

[DanvillRob]

Don't forget the old Traditional Folk Song, "She Had Freckles On Her But.... She's Pretty"

[pschaafs]

"PM sent with my addition to the list because it ain't fit to print here....."

 

I'd like to see that one!

[larryp58]

TOO FUNNY, Wiley!!!!!!!

[65 Casino]

Pickin and grinnin always gave me nightmares. Pickin what...

[Guest rogerb]

One of my favorites: She was just the stable-keepers daughter but all the horsemen knew her. (has to be sung to make sense).

[DanvillRob]

One of my favorites: She was just the stable-keepers daughter but all the horsemen knew her. (has to be sung to make sense).

 

No...it made sense...but you're right...some jokes are verbal only... like, "She was bred in Ol' Kentucky, but she's just a crumb out here." ( I think that was from a 3 Stooges episode )