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Silenced Fred

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Yeah.... get used to it, ya rock and roll hippie-freak....

Might as well prepare for having them roll up your sleeves, look for track marks, and ask "Are you taking the pot?"


My hair is cut short, I'm clean shaven (for once) and I look almost presentable. They would have no idea :)

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Went through security and got selected for extra TSA screening...




It's because of all that subversive posting you've done on the Gibson Forum.


That or you look like a News Reporter.

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December 2010 statistics on airport screening

checks from Department of Homeland Security




Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

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