neilpanda Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Hmm, Ive heard a LOT of bad jokes lately. One of them was by Flea. Flea: So what did Tarzan say when he saw a bunch of elephants goin over the hill? Chad: What did Tarzan say when he saw a bunch of elephants goin over the hill? I think he said... Flea: You dont know what he said, he said there goes a bunch of elephants. Now what did he say when they all came back later and they were all wearing sunglasses? Chad: He didnt recognize them Flea: Thats right he didnt recognize them ladies and gentlemen! yea...HAHAHAno I really dont get it. but good bass playing though!
Mr. Natural Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Did you hear about the gentleman that had an NH2 radical attached to him? He was amino man.
TommyK Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 John Kerry walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" I find it wholly histerical, but I seem to be the only person on the planet who gets it.
WahKeen Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 So there's an orchestra playing, and an old drunk man walks into the auditorium. He staggers his way to the front, and starts yelling at one of the players, "You, you S.O.B (the actual words)". He keeps yelling that at the same guy, and finally the conductor stops the music, and says to the drunk old man, "Why do you call my piccolo player a S.O.B?" And the drunk man yells back, "Who called that S.O.B. a piccolo player!?"
damian Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 The other day on the police scanner I heard that they were looking for " A small medium at large." Days later I found out that a midget psychic had escaped from prison........ ... Last year a friend told me she had concert tickets to go see Yani and Kenny G............. I still don't get it.....how does ' concert ticket ' fit in there ???????????????
LarryUK Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 Mr Tickle was over the moon that he was getting married. His fiancé 'Tess' on the other hand wasn't so struck on what her married name would be though.
WahKeen Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 Mr Tickle was over the moon that he was getting married. His fiancé 'Tess' on the other hand wasn't so struck on what her married name would be though. That's plain nuts!…
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