BoyVader Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Here are the 10 guitar commandments according to Captain Beefheart...my favourite is number 3... 10 Gutiar Commandments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Thanks for posting that! I sent it to my guitar teacher, he was a big captain beefheart fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpanda Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 What do you do when the bush shakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 4. Walk with the devil Old Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the "devil box." And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you're brining over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fl00dsm0k3 Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 if it worn't for 5 i would be fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flight959 Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Priceless!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searcy Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 Don't do drugs kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted March 8, 2011 Share Posted March 8, 2011 . Just exactly what kind of bush is he talkin' about . . . . . Willis? . . . Practice in front of a bush play your guitar to a bush. If the bush doesn't shake, eat another piece of bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brundaddy Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 1. Imitate Howlin Wolf. 2. Imitate Howlin Wolf. 3. Imitate Howlin Wolf. 4. Imitate Howlin Wolf. 5. Imitate Howlin Wolf. 6. Imitate Howlin Wolf. 7. Make your lyrics as absurd as you can manage. 8. Imitate Howlin Wolf. 9. Imitate Howlin Wolf. 10. Imitate Howlin Wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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