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this forum blows chunks. I actually had to play my guitar today. I saw a friend and she said to play her a song. I couldn't pull the old "I spent $50,000 on guitars and amps, but I don't have $100 for a recording program and mic so I can't..."

 

It sucks! You don't know what I've been through

 

I had to play a real song, I couldn't just talk about how cool my gear was, what gear I wanted next, etc.

 

Seriously, help me help you

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this forum blows chunks. I actually had to play my guitar today. I saw a friend and she said to play her a song. I couldn't pull the old "I spent $50,000 on guitars and amps, but I don't have $100 for a recording program and mic so I can't..."

 

It sucks! You don't know what I've been through

 

I had to play a real song, I couldn't just talk about how cool my gear was, what gear I wanted next, etc.

 

Seriously, help me help you

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It sucks! You don't know what I've been through.

 

Don't they teach you anything at school? What about the old "I'd love to serenade you, babe, but unfortunately I have three bad splinters in my fretting fingers from woodwork class..."

 

It's never worked for anyone I've ever met but there has to be a first time for everything!

 

And I do have an idea of what you're going through. About six months after I started playing guitar, when in my mid-teens, a rather attractive lass I fancied was around my house and was really excited when she saw my guitar and amp. "Do you play guitar!?" she enthused. Putting on my most suave James Bond act I answered "Why, but of course...". "OOOH! Please, please Please! Can you play "Samba Pa Ti" for me???

 

That was that dream over...

 

Bloody Santana. Ruin my love-life why don't you?

 

P.

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Yeah man, people just can't appreiciate how much time and efffort we spend on tone.

 

She asked if I has Sl00sht00ne and I told her I top wrapped, took the pickguard off, started doing drugs and bought the hat. Then she said that Justin Bieber had Sl00sht00ne and was actually a better guitarist. I insulted her entire family before realizing I wasn't on the Internet and she could hit me in real life. I got the banhammer thrown down guys, the banhammer :'(

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Don't they teach you anything at school? What about the old "I'd love to serenade you, babe, but unfortunately I have three bad splinters in my fretting fingers from woodwork class..."

 

It's never worked for anyone I've ever met but there has to be a first time for everything!

 

And I do have an idea of what you're going through. About six months after I started playing guitar, when in my mid-teens, a rather attractive lass I fancied was around my house and was really excited when she saw my guitar and amp. "Do you play guitar!?" she enthused. Putting on my most suave James Bond act I answered "Why, but of course...". "OOOH! Please, please Please! Can you play "Samba Pa Ti" for me???

 

That was that dream over...

 

Bloody Santana. Ruin my love-life why don't you?

 

P.

 

I actually know how to play Samba Pa Ti, the only Santana song I really like.

 

but back on topic, d00d, I told you how br00tal I was and I would love to, but my friend was borrowing my guitar, so I couldn't. When she pointed to it on the wall, I was like "**** that always works on the forums"

 

Then she asked what songs I knew, and I said I could play eruption twice as fast as EVH then she said "cool show me"

 

bluff called.

 

This real life thing sucks. Internet BSing is so much easier [crying]

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I actually know how to play Samba Pa Ti, the only Santana song I really like.

 

I'd give you her number but you must bear in mind she'll be about 50 years old nowadays......

 

LOL!

 

P.

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