S t e v e Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I walked into my local shop the other day and a man attacked me with milk, yogurt, cheese and cream. I thought... how dairy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 And then you got bailed out of the drunk tank? :blink: How dare I??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted April 1, 2011 Author Share Posted April 1, 2011 also I was hit by a block of cheese!! I thought... very mature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Dude, that was cheesy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidl Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Reminds me of the fellow that was brought before the courts for being married to more than one woman at the same time. When trying to explain his actions, he told the judge that both women were lovely, caring souls who were in need of a man around the house. In his own words he said "Both these ladies were in need of a good man and I thought it would be big a me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swleary Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 It's Friday and that only means , it's Vodka Friday....help us superman !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerwagonjohn Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 John Lee put me on a diet of milk cream and alcohol. Thanks John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrosurfer1959 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Something smells sour about this story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WahKeen Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I am in udder shock! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'm doing a charity gig tomorrow for people who struggle to achieve orgasm. Don't worry if you can't come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 It's not easy being dyslexic. I got my sleeping tablets mixed up with my Viagra. I ended up having forty wanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FarnsBarns Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 A recently discovered loop hole allows up to 16 spouses. 4 richer 4 poorer 4 better And 4 worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southpaw Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 I've got a real beef with all of you contributors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Steve, you are a shredder....and a bit cheesy.........hmmmmm.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Natural Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Reminds me of the fellow that was brought before the courts for being married to more than one woman at the same time. When trying to explain his actions, he told the judge that both women were lovely, caring souls who were in need of a man around the house. In his own words he said "Both these ladies were in need of a good man and I thought it would be big a me. But, seriously, if you open the dictionary and look up the definitions for bigamy and monogamy, both words mean the same thing! They both mean having one wife too many. (Bada BOOM.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FarnsBarns Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I don't know if this one will work in the US of A, might just be one for the Brits... Two elephants fell of a cliff.... Boom boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FarnsBarns Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Here's a USA friendly variant... A drum kit fell of a cliff... Ba-doomp-tsssss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icantbuyafender Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 And then you got bailed out of the drunk tank? :blink: How dare I??? This would be true if I ever said anything about the times I blacked out after a show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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