Why?

[Shnate McDuanus]

Dude, I'm 9 and a half now, that's old enough!

 

Well...alright.

 

When a man and a woman love each other very much...they fight in the bedroom for hours and hours. Well, not like a fistfight or anything--they wrestle. Then when they're done wrestling, the man has a cigarette and the woman cries. When the man is done with his cigarette he goes to sleep, and the woman cries some more. Eventually, the man wakes up and leaves, and the woman cries herself to sleep.

 

A few weeks later, the woman pees on a piece of paper, and if her pee turns pink that means she cried enough tears to pay the stork for a new baby--you see, the stork takes payment in tears instead of regular money. The baby takes approximately nine months to ship from the warehouse to the hospital (because it's bad business to give the stork your own return address,) where the mother goes to pick up the baby. After lying down and crying some more, the doctor slaps the new baby (to make it angry so it cries enough to give the stork a decent tip,) and hands it over to the mother.

 

...then she cries some more.

[Kimbabig]

That is probably the coolest thing anyone has ever said on this forum: EVER

[Dub-T-123]

Yo Jeff I think I emptied it.

[Jeff-7]

Yo Jeff I think I emptied it.

Hmm still says you can't receive new messages.

[Jeff-7]

Read your Wall.

[Dub-T-123]

Hey Fred have you checked out the DAM Sonic Titan? You could try to build a clone or get this dude on ILF to make you one. He just build a Sonic Titan + SHO combo and it looked sweet.