Tman Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Going to get my colonoscopy next month. Reminds me of a story from school (true story). There was a proctolgists office on a busy street in Little Rock where you had to park around back to enter the building. On his sign it read (I'll call him Dr. Smith): Dr. Smith - Proctology. Entrance in the rear. budump bump - I'm here all evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidl Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Going to get my colonoscopy next month. Reminds me of a story from school (true story). There was a proctolgists office on a busy street in Little Rock where you had to park around back to enter the building. On his sign it read (I'll call him Dr. Smith): Dr. Smith - Proctology. Entrance in the rear. budump bump - I'm here all evening. That reminds me of a Seinfeld episode featuring the assman. Don't worry about the colonoscopy too much. Been there a couple of times. The tube is small in diameter but it is about 15 feet long. Most people don't feel a thing and actually come out with a pleasant buzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 dupe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 That 'thumbs up' supposed to have a special meaning in this thread? Yeah, the doctor gave me the thumbs up! :) Two thumbs, eh? You must be a big A... ..... to inspect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Going to get my colonoscopy next month. Reminds me of a story from school (true story). There was a proctolgists office on a busy street in Little Rock where you had to park around back to enter the building. On his sign it read (I'll call him Dr. Smith): Dr. Smith - Proctology. Entrance in the rear. budump bump - I'm here all evening. Had mine done about a year and a half ago. I started to come to mid-procedure. "Hey Doc, how's things going down there. " Then the gas passer put his coffee down and gave me another hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidl Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Had mine done about a year and a half ago. I started to come to mid-procedure. "Hey Doc, how's things going down there. " Then the gas passer put his coffee down and gave me another hit. If you were asleep, how do you know you weren't the gas passer? Gotta be careful. You could blow that little camera right outta there. And you know what they say, its all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanvillRob Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 If you were asleep, how do you know you weren't the gas passer? Gotta be careful. You could blow that little camera right outta there. And you know what they say, its all fun and games until someone loses an eye. I'd wonder what the doctor's eye was doin' down there anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my bu__! Do you think I should change dentists? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my bu__! Do you think I should change dentists? ......." Is this a molar or a polyp ?? " [flapper] ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 If the proctologist starts making Ventriloquist voice I would tell him to get your hand out of your butt That's what Kermit the frog said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 So I'm a$$uming everything came out in the end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMichaelG Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 If it is suspected that you have a another problem with your prostate sometimes the proctologist has to 'milk' your prostate. Let me tell you, I was on my tippy toes, because 'milking' my prostate took a lot more time than simply checking for polyps. Flowers and dinner hell, I should have also gotten a box of candy and a special card as well. Thank goodness there were no problems with the prostate. On that note I will leave with a joke: A proctologist pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Sh*t, some a**hole has my pen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaxson50 Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 If it is suspected that you have a another problem with your prostate sometimes the proctologist has to 'milk' your prostate. Let me tell you, I was on my tippy toes, because 'milking' my prostate took a lot more time than simply checking for polyps. Flowers and dinner hell, I should have also gotten a box of candy and a special card as well. Thank goodness there were no problems with the prostate. On that note I will leave with a joke: A proctologist pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, "Sh*t, some a**hole has my pen." I dated a nurse that worked for a urologist, she really knew her way around a prostate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tazzboy Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 That's what Kermit the frog said. I thought the was Charlie McCarthy Said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 So, a proctologist, another proctologyst, and BoyVader walk into a bar....... Bartender says; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted July 31, 2011 Author Share Posted July 31, 2011 *post unneeded a libel to stir up **** fest, removed by user* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Posted July 31, 2011 Share Posted July 31, 2011 I hear they all have fingers the size of Polish Sausages...... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryUK Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I went to my proctologist recently. During the anal exam he sai to me 'don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during this sort of examination'. I replied 'I haven't got an erection'. He replied. 'I have'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damian Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 I went to my proctologist recently. During the anal exam he sai to me 'don't worry, it's normal to get an erection during this sort of examination'. I replied 'I haven't got an erection'. He replied. 'I have'! [scared] .........Good thing he's not a dentist on the side.... [flapper] ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 As long as the Doc doesn't have a hand on each of your shoulders when it happens you're pretty safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 As long as the Doc doesn't have a hand on each of your shoulders when it happens you're pretty safe. :unsure: If he has both hands on your sholders then how.... Oh, never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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