LPguitarman Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Did you know a shark can smell a drop of blood from a mile away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest farnsbarns Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Can they smell their own blood then? BTW eggs are chicken's periods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Californiaman Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I love chorizo and egg burritos. Mix in some potatoes and cheese and you're good for the entire day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ne14t? Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Purple Monkey Dishwasher filled with Mr. Sparkle cleans dishes like a champ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searcy Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I love chorizo and egg burritos. Mix in some potatoes and cheese and you're good for the entire day. I don't think I've ever been good for an entire day. I was once in a tire on a good day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Your all whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ne14t? Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Your all whore. Cheap too, gimme a call sometime :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPguitarman Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 "But she knows what that'll get her" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilpanda Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 "But she knows what that'll get her" whats she getting? speaking of which, Im get a new tie tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinh Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 whats she getting? speaking of which, Im get a new tie tomorrow! I wore my new tie to the Pizza hut, but Pizza hut pizzas don't taste nearly as good as they used to. I hate it when food chains change the way they make things.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest farnsbarns Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 whats she getting? speaking of which, Im get a new tie tomorrow! Or a marrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted July 27, 2011 Author Share Posted July 27, 2011 Or a turnip. Turnip reminds me of Turd Nip. This could be like a cheese nip bit made of turd of a nipple with a turd on it. By the way what determines if something to eat is called a nip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest farnsbarns Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Turnip reminds me of Turd Nip. This could be like a cheese nip bit made of turd of a nipple with a turd on it. By the way what determines if something to eat is called a nip? Or a turd's nipples. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silenced Fred Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Or a turd's nipples. wanna know how to make 10 pounds of fat look good? put a nipple on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest farnsbarns Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 wanna know how to make 10 pounds of fat look good? put a nipple on it! Or a marrow. This is great, I might start responding with "or a marrow" to everything in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 This is great, I might start responding with "or a marrow" to everything in life. speaking of life, is it inappropriate to tell knock-knock jokes to homeless people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman5293 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Hmm........................................................................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 tman, i personally think you are the latter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigzag Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 speaking of life, is it inappropriate to tell knock-knock jokes to homeless people? I woman I know was dating a homeless man. She decided to sell her house and move in with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tman5293 Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 tman, i personally think you are the latter And I personally think your both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANNIC Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I always think "both" should be pronounced like "moth". Or perhaps vice versa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S t e v e Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 I always think "both" should be pronounced like "moth". Or perhaps vice versa? seen the film "vice versa" with judge rhienhold? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANNIC Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 Was he the geezer in Beverly Hills Cop? Harold Faltermeyer done the theme tune to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy R Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 Was he the geezer in Beverly Hills Cop? Harold Faltermeyer done the theme tune to that. Geezer Butler is the best bass player in the world. Anyone who doesn't agree with me is dumb and stuff...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Searcy Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Effect pedals are stupid and I would listen to anyone who uses them and stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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