EVOL! Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2011/6/3/nation/20110603155349&sec=nation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Hahahahahahahagagagagag!!!!coughcough....... Coming dear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brundaddy Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Interesting, but I kinda go for the infidel type. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVOL! Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 I told my wife that I signed up her sister wives and if she wanted to get with the program, she'd go. Never knew that cot in the garage was so scratchy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowdiddley Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I told my wife that I signed up her sister wives and if she wanted to get with the program, she'd go. Never knew that cot in the garage was so scratchy. As you get older you'll want to get a real nice pad for the cot.... just saying! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I don't have a wife, but I think if I did and I told her to join, the same story about the man and the garbage disposal would happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I'm ten months away from my wedding. I think I should try and get rid of that old futon as quick as possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rct Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I've been married 31 years. You've all got the wrong broad. rct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigKahune Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 . Uhmmm . . . . I won't be mentioning that to my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 I've been married 31 years. You've all got the wrong broad. rct 31 years here too brother and we're all good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2lambchops Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 20 years under my belt. she's a fiesty redhead (what i wanted from the start). it's that mean-streak that keeps the marrage on track and fresh. best woman in the world. no joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinner 13 Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 20 years under my belt. she's a fiesty redhead (what i wanted from the start). it's that mean-streak that keeps the marrage on track and fresh. best woman in the world. no joke. Amen brother! I got one of those myself, haven't been married quite a year yet. And Um no... I like my wife the way she is, that why I married her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daryl M Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The Ike Turner Finishing School! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Ive been married to my self for about 16 years, soon to be 17! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Dem00n, that reminded in Stephen Colbert, when they were talking about masturbating being adultery. and Stephen saying when he learned that, he immediately married his hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dem00n Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Dem00n, that reminded in Stephen Colbert, when they were talking about masturbating being adultery. and Stephen saying when he learned that, he immediately married his hand. How did you know ive been doing it since day one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbabig Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 How did you know ive been doing it since day one? Oh, we all do, some of us are just more open about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshall Paul Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 Can you get gift certificates to this place? (you know, like weekend spas). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bender 4 Life Posted August 6, 2011 Share Posted August 6, 2011 as I read this, Mrs. Bender is out shopping & lunching (maybe a matinee movie too) with her best GF (who's also one of MY best friends). they try to do this every weekend, and it's a good thing....no amount of time spent w/your s/o can replace "friend time". my (non workmate) guy friends are all literally "dead or in prison" or turned out so bad that I don't want to be around them. my best friends now (besides Mrs.B)are either women, our dogs, or my guitars/amps. i'm always invited to go with the girls, but hitting "Bed Bath & Beyond" before seeing the newest Harry Potter film just isn't my cup of tea. obedient & demure she definately AIN'T, her hair is dark auburn, her maiden name is very Irish (Mc'Xxxxx)as is her temper. we argue, we yell, we curse, we sometimes throw things at each other.....what we DON'T do though, is keep things bottled up inside until it poisons our marraige...we get our problems off our chests as soon as they occur, then 10 minutes later it's all good again. we have 25+ years together, and will most likely be together "until death do us part", we've watched ALL our "friend couples" end up splitting up, usually over B.S., some have been married several times in the time we've been together. no relationship is perfect, but we BOTH realize we could have it soooo much worse. neither of us has jealousy issues (the BIGGEST marraige killer) and we're good to each other, so we go by "if it ain't broke, don't fix it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fl00dsm0k3 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 i wont be getting married for a long time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookieman15061 Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 i wont be getting married for a long time Hahah!! I said that when I was 19 and a year and a half later I'm married. I must have found the right one though because the last 30 years have flown by and we're still together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artie Owl Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Yeah Cookie, once you find the right one the rest doesn't matter. You still have highs and lows and ups and downs but they're all better than when you're with the wrong person or no one at all. Love is grand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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