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Dog Shoots Man in the Buttocks


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Just the image of a man being shot in arsend by his own dog is priceless.

Laying ***-end-up in a hopital while the emergency doctors remove buckshot from your bum!

"Yeah, well see it happened like this... uh.. my dog... er hum the decoys... I uhm uh yeah..."

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I heard the hunter bought that dog from D!ck Cheney! ( I can't BELIEVE you can't use the nick name for Richard here!)

 

Well, you know... when was the last time someone said "suck my Richard". lol [flapper]

 

just sayin :rolleyes:

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(dogs thoughts)

first he NEUTERS me, then he drags me outta' my nice warm bed to swim in this freezing a$$ lake retrieving birds he won't even let me eat.......now's my chance(!) how does he make this thing go BANG??....heyyyy it WORKED !! [lol]

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(dogs thoughts)

first he NEUTERS me, then he drags me outta' my nice warm bed to swim in this freezing a$$ lake retrieving birds he won't even let me eat.......now's my chance(!) how does he make this thing go BANG??....heyyyy it WORKED !! [lol]

 

B4L....I like your take on this story best! (wish my mind had gone there!)

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B4L....I like your take on this story best! (wish my mind had gone there!)

 

thanks Rob.......i had to learn to think like that the time my brother & i had to drive uptown to rescue Mrs.B because our dog had locked her out of her own truck !! [woot]

i quickly soothed Mrs.Bs pride and ruffled feathers by telling her "don't feel bad honey, the dog's only a LITTLE smarter than you..." at which point my bro' spat a mouthful of Coca-Cola all over the car beside us.

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thanks Rob.......i had to learn to think like that the time my brother & i had to drive uptown to rescue Mrs.B because our dog had locked her out of her own truck !! [woot]

i quickly soothed Mrs.Bs pride and ruffled feathers by telling her "don't feel bad honey, the dog's only a LITTLE smarter than you..." at which point my bro' spat a mouthful of Coca-Cola all over the car beside us.

 

 

HAHAHA....when my son was maybe 2 years old, his mother went out of the house to do something, he shut the door behind her, (she was in her robe). Od course the door was locked.... then we went to the front window, was eating the dirt in a potted plant ...rubbing the mud on the window.... luckily, I happened to pull up after 10-15 minutes!

Guess he was just a little smarter than his mother, eh?

  • 2 weeks later...
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A man could have been killed by a freak accident and some folks find that... amusing?!?!? [thumbdn]

 

FWIW one does not hunt ducks with buck shot.

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A man could have been killed by a freak accident and some folks find that... amusing?!?!? [thumbdn]

 

FWIW one does not hunt ducks with buck shot.

 

No, you hunt them with bird shot. The fool should know better than to lay his gun down with the safety off. He'll be fine.

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